I know what you’re thinking. Surely that headline is incorrect, right? Because as we’ve all seen time and again, our dear Lindsay has no problem with showing off her bosom, especially if she thinks it will help her in her lifelong quest to win an Oscar. But it’s true: for some reason, Lindsay didn’t want to go topless for her softcore porn, The Canyons. The reason?
From TMZ:
Lindsay Lohan was EXTREMELY hesitant to shoot a steamy sex scene for her new movie “The Canyons” last week — but we’re told, she quickly changed her mind … after the crew fulfilled an extremely unusual request.
Sources connected with production tell TMZ, the scene required Lindsay to go topless — but she was so uncomfortable with the idea of baring her bosom in front of the set’s 10-man crew, she asked them to strip down with her … to their boxers.
The crew was hesitant at first — but according to sources, they eventually obliged, stripping down and shooting the entire scene in their skivvies … and it all went off without a hitch.
You’d think Lindsay would be used to the idea of baring her lady bits — she posed nude in one of the most widely-viewed Playboy issues of all time — but who are we to judge?
Oh, please. This is just the dumbest story. This is a really lame subplot on a stupid sitcom about porn stars, that’s what this is. It wouldn’t even be a subplot, it would be the scene that plays during the closing credits. It’s that dumb, that it wouldn’t even make it on to a really bad fictional show I just made up five seconds ago. And really, isn’t that the perfect description of Lindsay’s life?
Is she aware that her boobs are being put on film for everyone to see forever? So who cares if the 10 man crew sees her lopsided tits now, it’s not like it’s a new experience for anyone.
wont go topless unless….she does a few lines and that creepy photographer Terry? is in the room clicking away.
That looks hideous.