This was always something that seemed interesting to me, how Kim Kardashian has always claimed to want to have children, even though she’s probably the most vain, self-centered person alive. Like, when the time actually comes, which would she choose: her body or a pregnancy?
But, as we all know, the time has come, and, if we can believe these rumors (we can), it looks like she’s choosing to have her cake and eat it too. Except no cake, because ugh, then she would get so fat.
Kim Kardashian has come up with the perfect plan to have a baby with Kanye West and still keep her massive assets – hire a surrogate to carry the child for her!
According to a close source, Kim, who’s been dating 35-year-old rapper Kanye since early April, would like to have a young woman in her mid to late 20s “with a calm, soothing demeanor, a lot of patience and a positive outlook” to serve as a surrogate.
The curvy 31-year-old reality star would also prefer a woman who has siblings and is married with a happy home life, added the source.
In exchange for having for having the power couple’s baby, the surrogate could stand to collect a whopping $200,000 to cover medical bills, expenses and the surrogacy fee.
“As far as Kim’s concerned, this is the answer to her dreams,” divulged the source.
“She desperately wants a baby with Kanye, but she doesn’t want to gain weight like her oldest sister Kourtney did!
“Kim actually said, ‘I won’t ruin my body by getting pregnant.’’’
I don’t think there’s anything at all wrong with having a surrogate. Plenty of women want children that share their genes, but when they discover that they’re unable to carry a child, they get surrogates, and that’s awesome. But that’s not what this is, and I think it’s really weird. Kim presumably has no idea whether or not her body is capable of getting pregnant, but she wants to cut out the middle man and just hire someone to do that part for her so she doesn’t ruin her figure. What will she do if she actually goes through with that plan, and the baby spits up all over a new dress? Or, oh my god, what if she gets baby vomit in her hair? Do you see where I’m going with this?
Once again, I feel so bad for Kanye.
Hey, you can’t expect a woman with all that ass to carry a baby, too! I don’t think it’s too wierd to hire a surrogate when your whole career is based on your body like hers is. Maybe she can hire the surrogate to stay on as a nanny and then she won’t ever have to worry about baby poo or spit-ups or drool or remembering the kid’s name or…..well, you know what I mean.
Did her new BFF Beyonce tell her to do this???
Who didn’t see this troubling, stupidity coming? Beyonce is angry and scandalized, but can’t say a thing, however she is now under suspicion again for pulling off a surrogate pregnancy due to her frienemy relationship with a backstabbing, hateful Kardashian, which makes everything they touch repulsive and turn to vomit.. Making Jz scratch her off their Christmas list won’t solve the problem, me thinks.. Kanye is going to blow her cover.. ya’ll know it but take credit for the idea somehow..
If I weren’t currently trying to have a baby of my own, I would totally try to be this surrogate. Get some cash, get to meet these two deluded individuals…man, that would be awesome.
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Thanks, Chaz. I appreciate your help. ;)
How did this turn into a conversation about Beyonce? And who gives a fuck if she carried her baby or not? Or if Kim will? I agree with blasted, her career is based off of her body, so no one should be surprised by this.
Yeah, it’s based on her body, as long as she isn’t photographed from the rear. People are so stupid to not realize her giant ass just makes her look WAY too fat from the rear.
Kim k doesn’t know what it means to be a real women, a decent person,she doesn’t know what it means to be humble or caring or
Nice or empathetic. I doubt she even knows what state she lives in. Somebody need to punch this bitch out. Open her up tie up her tubes and walk away. Seriously Kim k stop brining more people into this world to suffer. You don’t know what it is to be a normal
Person. How do you expect to be aim if you can’t even take care of yourself you whore. Especially with the example your mom set. Damn might as well just leave the baby on a porn directors step. Geez.
Kim k doesn’t know what it means to be a real women, a decent person,she doesn’t know what it means to be humble or caring or
Nice or empathetic. I doubt she even knows what state she lives in. Somebody need to punch this bitch out. Open her up tie up her tubes and walk away. Seriously Kim k stop brining more people into this world to suffer. You don’t know what it is to be a normal
Person. How do you expect to be aim if you can’t even take care of yourself you whore. Especially with the example yoUr mom set. Damn might as well just leave the baby on a p o r n directors step. Geez.
Listen to all you dumb women saying. Oh well she uses her body. Like a escort we know. But listen you lazy ass women IT’S PART OF LIFE IT’S A SACRIFICE WE ALL HAVE TO MAKE. YOUR ALL LAZY AND PATHETIC AND WEAK. OH I NEED TO TAKE CARE OF MY BODY AO I’LL JUST GET SOMEONE TO DO IT FOR ME
CUz IM JUST TOO LAZY AND SCARED. THAT’S THE SAME STATE OF MIND THAT BROUGHT
ON THE OBESITY PROBLEM YOU GUYS HAVE THERE. You are all pathetic excuses for women. Seriously. American women are the worst. And these comments just prove that. Lol. Damn you guys seriously need help.
Hell, I took MY meds today; what’s your excuse, Ms. Rant-o-Rama?
How bold of you to talk for 50% of a country’s population. Women like you are what keeps all women back. Stop attacking your sisters.
God forbid she let herself go like that fat ass Jessica Alba…
Sounds like a crack-pot idea stolen from Beyonce and her fake pregnancy. At least if this is true, Kim will admit that she doesn’t want to ruin her body instead of pretending to “bounce back like a champ after having a baby” Beyonce. NO one believes that shit, stupid bitch.