REPORT: I Guess Adele’s Having That Baby Sometime in the Next Few Weeks, Maybe

From Heat World:

News of Adele’s pregnancy only broke on 29 June – but heat can report exclusively that the award-winning singer will soon hear the pitter patter of tiny feet as she is due to give birth in early September!

No, this isn’t the quickest pregnancy ever – Adele has actually been keeping her happy news a secret for seven months! Sneaky!

“Adele has barely left the house in recent months, so she could keep this to herself for as long as possible,” an insider close to the 24-year-old singer has told heat.

Adds the source, “She stopped exercising a few months ago, and since then it’s been all about the baby.”

Looking back, all the clues have been there. Adele didn’t fly to the Billboard Awards in the US back in May, despite winning a staggering 12 gongs. She then turned up to the Ivor Novello Awards on 17 May dressed in a loose fitting full-length black dress.

Adele snuck into the awards do late, and the usually very chatty singer then refused to speak to the media or pose for pictures.

So, OK. I’m hearing that the UK’s ‘Heat World’ is about as credible as the US’s ‘National Enquirer’, but I’m going to go ahead and say that there’s a good possibility that this quick-start pregnancy business could be true. I mean, yeah, it’s a story and lots of times smut media makes up stories for the sake of having a story to run, but it’s one of those things that we’re definitely going to hear about whether the story is true or not—and soon. Why would HW go ahead and make something like this up if they were going to be proven entirely wrong in the small, small window of eight-or-so weeks?

I guess what I’m saying is that it’s entirely plausible. It could happen. And if it does, man. The world is just not prepared for the wonderment of Adele being a mother, so get on it, guys. Get ready for a possible Adele-baby in just a few short weeks, because it will be just grand. Much like an early Christmas present. WHICH I LOVE.