Octomom Better Make It to That Strip Club OR ELSE!

Octomom better make it to that strip club or else what? Or else she won’t have a super fun Florida vacation from all those babies? Or else she’ll miss out on an awesome career move? Or else what?

Or else she’ll get sued and get into even more debt, that’s what:

Octomom BETTER shake her lady bits at a Florida strip club next month … or she’ll get hit with a nasty lawsuit she can’t afford — so says the Florida strip club.

TMZ broke the story … Nadya Suleman was scheduled to go topless July 11-14 at T’s Lounge in West Palm Beach, FL — but she pulled out earlier this month because one of the strip club’s employees bashed her on TV … calling Nadya “a little crazy.”

But T’s Lounge isn’t taking no for an answer — and now, a lawyer for the club has fired a letter off to Octo’s camp, claiming Nadya failed to give the club written notice of her cancellation, so if she doesn’t perform as scheduled … the club will sue.

For her part, Octo’s rep tells TMZ, T’s Lounge can go pound sand — saying, “Nadya will not be appearing at this club in July or in the future.”

The rep adds, “Nadya felt defamed and was in fear for her life to step into a club where they have already set a negative tone.”

Nadya has retained an attorney to go after the club for defamation.

What a mess, right? I really don’t even know what to say about Octomom anymore. She got herself into a mess, but now she’s got fourteen kids that depend on her, so she’s doing porn and stripping. It’s sad, it’s uncomfortable, and there’s no easy solution. And that’s Octomom in a nutshell.

But really, I can’t help but giggle over the argument that she didn’t want to do the appearance because she “was in fear for her life” because a bartender at the club called her “a little crazy.” If that’s enough to make her fear for her life, then I hope she’s never gotten on the internet. Poor Octomom wouldn’t be able to leave the house.