Katy Perry is Always Classy

Oh man. Guys, I’m going to be completely blunt here: Katy Perry is stupid. And I don’t mean she’s lacking intellect (which, she might very well be, but I don’t want to know her well enough to determine whether or not she’s got the smarts), I mean she’s stoopid. She’s obnoxious, and she’s way, way over the top with … well, pretty much everything she does—and not in a good, cutesy way, either.

Katy recently interviewed with radio station Wild 94.9, where she discussed sex, Rihanna (and having sex with Rihanna), and sex (but not having sex). Yawn, boring; so predictable. The thing that stood out the most in this clip, however, was the fact that, as I said before, Katy’s one-on-one behavior is way over the top, especially when she knows a camera’s rolling. She’s like one of those people who tries to be funny, and looks at her company out of the corner of her eye to make sure they’re admiring her and laughing at her. Honestly, it kind of makes me want to vomit a little bit.

If you can’t—or don’t want to—watch the above clip, here are some of the highlights.

—Katy says “thug life” at least three times during the interview. No joke.
—“I just twerk like I’m crazy.”
—“I like a good boy, but sometimes I get bored.”
—“I’m a good Christian girl. … I would never have sex to my own song.”
—When asked if she and Rihanna were ever going to collaborate on new music, Katy said, “No, but we’re going to have sex.”

On the whole, it was almost four minutes of pure hell, and that was with my eyes closed.

Katy said at one point, “… You’re a real person; you’ve got real problems,” and yes, guys, this is something I definitely have to agree with. She makes a valid point. She does have real problems.

Sorry, but I’d have to take Gwyneth Paltrow over this chick any day. Yeah, Gwyneth’s way self-obsessed and stuck so far up her own ass, but at least she doesn’t pretend she isn’t. LIKE SOME PEOPLE.