It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Val Kilmer photo: jester2
“No seriously the feeding tube needs to be this big or I’ll starve to death in a week.”
First runner-up: evilbeetdouche
“It was this big and I ate it all.”
Second runner-up: Travis McClain
“Val Kilmer can’t stop, won’t stop, playing paper football. Not even in hour long Q&A sessions.”
Congrats to jester2! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!
Image courtesy of The Superficial
Wow, Madame Tussauds does great work!
MECCA LECCA HI MECCA HINEY HO!!!!
“I don’t know if I’m happy or in pain, but either way: BLAAAAAAARGGGGHHHH”
OMG I can’t believe I tooted during a board meeting.
i’m not sure anything will be funnier than the comment that ran with that photo on another site comparing her to the old lady in The Goonies…
You should see what the other cow looks like!!
You call that a WAR FACE?!?
This is a WAR FACE!!! AAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Solo! Hay lapa no ya, Solo!
“Oh my God it hurts soooo good!”
Goddamit i said NO MIRRORS!!!!!!!!!!
“IT PUTS THE LOTION IN THE BASKET OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE!!”
I GOTTA POOP!!!!!
NO MORE WIRE HANGERS!!!!!!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOTOX !
“Somebody get me a paper bag, quick!!!”
HOWARD! ANSWER THE DOOR, I’M ON THE TOILET!
LOL!
I’ve popped out so many children, my face is frozen like this!
Dean, get that thing out of my face!!
No, the dingo did NOT eat the baby, it was me! Ha, ha, ha!
PREDATOR : The Celebrity Makeover Edition – Coming straight to DVD this summer!!
I CAN HAZ CHEEZBURGER!?
Once I unhinge my jaw, I shall consume that small pallet of hams.
“NO! Jennie Garth DID NOT just get my farm show!!”
I thought it was just a long beaner fart, but it had a surprise at the end…
No, I’m not kidding you. I really am peeing myself right now!! For realsy!
hehe i farted ….no wait it was wet ahhhhhhh
I’m not trying to eat you,honestly!The botox just makes me look deranged and sort of hungry…..Ok,I lied,now get in my belly!
And then I was like “NO IT IS NOT A FAKE PRADA BAG!”
Should have used preparation-H!
I’m not sure if I should cry, laugh, or scream at what’s worse: that I’m wearing Christina Aguilera’s lipstick and Hillary Clinton’s dress, or that I have Joan River’s eyebrow and Betty White’s arms.
Send in the Clowns!
ENTER THE KRACKEN
Donald Trump, drag queen.
I CAN’T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING!
Does this Color go with what I am Wearing, LOL
WOW! I get to play Joan Rivers in the made for TV movie of her life! I am so excited!
EEEAAAA! and that is how Donald Trump really looks like when he laughs, if he ever laughs.
A horse is a horse of course, of course, and no one can talk to a horse of course, unless of course the horse is the b star Tori S
“No seriously guys! I could die! I’m allergic to bees!”
I “DO NOT”STILL LOOK LIKE A MAN!!!! wait so THEY LIED!!???!!??
WATH OUT!!! it looks like the beast got out and she is HUNGRY!!!
“Feed me Seymour, feed me!”
This looks a good place for a STICK UP!
Herman Munster In Drag?
“And the Dr. said “No sex for 6 weeks!”.”