Oh my goodness, I really don’t have to say this again, do I? Honestly? Ok, fine, I love Adele. I love her music, I love her personality, and I love her beautiful face. She can never do anything wrong, for she is the definition of perfection. I love her.
But you know what else I love? I love to laugh. I’d say that could be my very favorite thing to do. So it makes sense that when two of the most wonderful things in the world to me, laughter and Adele, come together, it pleases me greatly. And it did. And it does.
The first example of people making fun of Adele (and by the way, when I say “making fun,” I don’t mean anything malicious by it, I think this is a good case of “laughing with her, not at her”) comes in the form of a video in the long list of “Shit Whoever Says” videos. Since you’re reading this on the internet, I don’t think I need to explain that phenomenon to you, so instead, I’ll just show you the video “Shit Adele Says.”
Love it. “Where’s me adult toys? Where’s Lana Del Rey, I can’t find it. Is it in California?” I can’t, I love it.
Another one of my favorite things that pokes fun at Adele is a wonderful little Twitter account. The handle? Adele’s Ex BF. Yes, it’s a whole series of tweets of someone pretending to be that douchebag who broke Adele’s heart, giving reasons why he left her. I’ll show you some of my favorites:
Adele would refuse to take any photo with my family unless she could flash the shocker.
Adele would always fart in public then look at me and say, “Did I do that?” in the Urkel voice.
Adele used to look at her own shit in the toilet, shake her head and say “Bless this mess.”
Every time we were about to have sex, Adele would say “Dude, you’re getting Adele,” and then crack up.
Adele had 38 fake “LinkedIn” accounts because she thought it was a “classic Jackass-style prank.”
Adele referred to all genitals as “Burts” and “Ernies.”
16 separate times Adele claimed she invented Basketball.
Whenever Adele had a cold she would sneeze in my face so we could be “sick buddies.”
Adele would put her “best” boogers she picked on her nightstand and call them “flavor savers.”
Adele called movies with subtitles “confusies.”
Love. Her. To death.