Ooh, shocking, right? No, not that Nadya "Octomom" Suleman is going on welfare, but that she hasn't been on it for a few years already. I mean, she's a single mother of fourteen children with serious money problems. Being on welfare wouldn't be the most ridiculous thing in the world. Or would it?
From TMZ:
Octomom is doing what she swore she would never do -- go on welfare ... TMZ has learned.
The mother of 14 is getting $2,000 a month from the State of California. The money is deposited directly into a special debit card account (...
Oh, Jon Hamm. I don't think I've ever written a more tragic headline.
But hey, Jon Hamm, right? It looks like he's starting to really have a presence over here, doesn't it? And honestly, it's about time. I've always read a lot about him, but I never brought him up around here because I don't watch Mad Men and I really didn't have a clue as to what he's all about. Thank goodness he decided to talk about Kim Kardashian, otherwise I'd still just be admiring his beautiful face from afar. And my, what ...
Ok, this is going to be kind of hard to do, so bear with me, all right? We're going to talk about Josh Hutcherson, the adorable dude who plays Peeta in The Hunger Games. I finally got to see the movie yesterday (I'll probably talk more about that later, but hey, so good, right?), but I'm still in the middle of the second book. My BFF is obsessed with the series, and since she knows me well and knows how to get me excited about things, she went on and on about how "oh, Emily, there's the thin...
Oh my goodness. Another month, seriously? An entire month? Is this absolutely crazy to anyone else? For a reference, that picture above was taken at the beginning of January. She's apparently due at the end of April. It all sort of makes sense if you think about it: Jessica announced she was pregnant back around Halloween, which, if she's not due for another month, would mean that she made the announcement after the standard three months. But you guys, how much bigger could she possibly get?
...
I ask you, is there any better way to start the day off than by checking out some titties? I sincerely doubt it. In this crazy world where so often up is down and wrong is right, there are but a small handful of things that are pure and good. These things include chocolate covered strawberries, kisses from kittens, the artwork of Lisa Frank, and, yes, titties. If I could, I would send you all delicious desserts and precious baby animals and glittery masterpieces, but I can't. However, I can, and I w...
From MediaTakeout:
MediaTakeOut.com was first tipped off by DOZENS of readers who claimed that Bey's new 2 month old baby looked STRANGE in recent pics . . . and they suspected that Bey might be carrying around a DOLL - instead of a 2 month old baby.
Well MedaTakeOut.com did an investigation - and our findings were STARTLING!!! We looked at photos of Blue taken about a WEEK AND A HALF in New York - and compared them with images taken two days ago. In the photos, Baby Blue grew in height about 1...
The caption of this picture, which was posted on Chris Brown's Twitter?: "Trayvon Martin!"
So, OK, Chris. You're, what, going to give all of the money that you're making off of the stupid-ass, overpriced sweatshirts that you're selling to Trayvon's family? You're maybe going to set up some kind of trust fund foundation that helps send underprivileged African-American males to college? Donating all proceeds to a school in Florida? Spending your money to make sure all volunteer neighborhood watchpeople aren't...
From Us Weekly:
What says “I love you” more than having your girlfriend’s name tattooed on your nether region? Nothing, if you’re Jennifer Lopez’s boyfriend, Casper Smart.
According to a friend, Casper surprised J.Lo with this token of his affection – and she was thrilled with the latest addition to his already inked-up body!
“Jennifer thinks Casper’s tattoos are sexy, but this one is her favorite, for obvious reasons,” her friend says. “She loves it, and she loves him.”...
"I just have to sit there, you know, kind of straight-faced with a massive internal eye roll. I feel like throwing up when I hear it. No, I shouldn’t say that. No, actually, I do feel like throwing up. I wish I could say, 'Oh listen, everybody! It’s the Celine Dion song!' But I don’t. ... Everytime I go into a bar where there’s a live pianist or into a restaurant … it’s thrilling for people to surprise me with the Celine Dion song. I did a talkshow in Italy recently where they had a...
Oh, now. How hot is Deena looking, guys? Hot, right? Between the injections, the diet pills, and the chemical peels, I thought she had this "alluring" thing on lockdown, but with these fancy new teeth? Man. If hotness could be gauged and charted, well. Deena Nicole Cortese would be off the charts. Thing is, though, Deena claims that she hasn't had any plastic surgery. Nope, she chalks her brand-new look up to eyebrow sculpting and eyeshadow. All about the eyes, folks. From Deena's Twitter:
just to let ya know, I have...
Can you believe it! I want to put all of our Beyonce birth speculation away for one moment, and try to get past the general distaste we feel due to being lied to for so long, because this outfit? It's just this: pretty cute. It's colorful and springy and feminine, while looking take-charge and get-business-done. I love it. If I could replicate it, I would. But then again, if I could replicate it, that means I'd probably be able to drop a grand on a skirt and not have the conscience that there a...
Ryan Gosling's on his way home! I guess, anyway. He's leaving Thailand, so unless he's going to make an entire temporary move to the cavernous recesses of Eva Mendes' vagina of doom, he's probably just going to head back to his main residence.
These photos are of Ryan's last day in Thailand, where he was filming Only God Forgives, or The Stupidest Ryan Gosling Movie Title I've Ever F-cking Heard, which wrapped over the last few days. Next up on Ryan's to-do list? Something called Lawless, whi...
Ooh, shocking, right? No, not that Nadya "Octomom" Suleman is going on welfare, but that she hasn't been on it for a few years already. I mean, she's a single mother of fourteen children with serious money problems. Being on welfare wouldn't be the most ridiculous thing in the world. Or would it?
From TMZ:
Octomom is doing what she swore she would never do -- go on welfare ... TMZ has learned.
The mother of 14 is getting $2,000 a month from the State of California. The money is deposited directly into a special debit card account (...
Oh, Jon Hamm. I don't think I've ever written a more tragic headline.
But hey, Jon Hamm, right? It looks like he's starting to really have a presence over here, doesn't it? And honestly, it's about time. I've always read a lot about him, but I never brought him up around here because I don't watch Mad Men and I really didn't have a clue as to what he's all about. Thank goodness he decided to talk about Kim Kardashian, otherwise I'd still just be admiring his beautiful face from afar. And my, what ...
Ok, this is going to be kind of hard to do, so bear with me, all right? We're going to talk about Josh Hutcherson, the adorable dude who plays Peeta in The Hunger Games. I finally got to see the movie yesterday (I'll probably talk more about that later, but hey, so good, right?), but I'm still in the middle of the second book. My BFF is obsessed with the series, and since she knows me well and knows how to get me excited about things, she went on and on about how "oh, Emily, there's the thin...
Oh my goodness. Another month, seriously? An entire month? Is this absolutely crazy to anyone else? For a reference, that picture above was taken at the beginning of January. She's apparently due at the end of April. It all sort of makes sense if you think about it: Jessica announced she was pregnant back around Halloween, which, if she's not due for another month, would mean that she made the announcement after the standard three months. But you guys, how much bigger could she possibly get?
...
I ask you, is there any better way to start the day off than by checking out some titties? I sincerely doubt it. In this crazy world where so often up is down and wrong is right, there are but a small handful of things that are pure and good. These things include chocolate covered strawberries, kisses from kittens, the artwork of Lisa Frank, and, yes, titties. If I could, I would send you all delicious desserts and precious baby animals and glittery masterpieces, but I can't. However, I can, and I w...
From MediaTakeout:
MediaTakeOut.com was first tipped off by DOZENS of readers who claimed that Bey's new 2 month old baby looked STRANGE in recent pics . . . and they suspected that Bey might be carrying around a DOLL - instead of a 2 month old baby.
Well MedaTakeOut.com did an investigation - and our findings were STARTLING!!! We looked at photos of Blue taken about a WEEK AND A HALF in New York - and compared them with images taken two days ago. In the photos, Baby Blue grew in height about 1...
The caption of this picture, which was posted on Chris Brown's Twitter?: "Trayvon Martin!"
So, OK, Chris. You're, what, going to give all of the money that you're making off of the stupid-ass, overpriced sweatshirts that you're selling to Trayvon's family? You're maybe going to set up some kind of trust fund foundation that helps send underprivileged African-American males to college? Donating all proceeds to a school in Florida? Spending your money to make sure all volunteer neighborhood watchpeople aren't...
From Us Weekly:
What says “I love you” more than having your girlfriend’s name tattooed on your nether region? Nothing, if you’re Jennifer Lopez’s boyfriend, Casper Smart.
According to a friend, Casper surprised J.Lo with this token of his affection – and she was thrilled with the latest addition to his already inked-up body!
“Jennifer thinks Casper’s tattoos are sexy, but this one is her favorite, for obvious reasons,” her friend says. “She loves it, and she loves him.”...
"I just have to sit there, you know, kind of straight-faced with a massive internal eye roll. I feel like throwing up when I hear it. No, I shouldn’t say that. No, actually, I do feel like throwing up. I wish I could say, 'Oh listen, everybody! It’s the Celine Dion song!' But I don’t. ... Everytime I go into a bar where there’s a live pianist or into a restaurant … it’s thrilling for people to surprise me with the Celine Dion song. I did a talkshow in Italy recently where they had a...
Oh, now. How hot is Deena looking, guys? Hot, right? Between the injections, the diet pills, and the chemical peels, I thought she had this "alluring" thing on lockdown, but with these fancy new teeth? Man. If hotness could be gauged and charted, well. Deena Nicole Cortese would be off the charts. Thing is, though, Deena claims that she hasn't had any plastic surgery. Nope, she chalks her brand-new look up to eyebrow sculpting and eyeshadow. All about the eyes, folks. From Deena's Twitter:
just to let ya know, I have...
Can you believe it! I want to put all of our Beyonce birth speculation away for one moment, and try to get past the general distaste we feel due to being lied to for so long, because this outfit? It's just this: pretty cute. It's colorful and springy and feminine, while looking take-charge and get-business-done. I love it. If I could replicate it, I would. But then again, if I could replicate it, that means I'd probably be able to drop a grand on a skirt and not have the conscience that there a...
Ryan Gosling's on his way home! I guess, anyway. He's leaving Thailand, so unless he's going to make an entire temporary move to the cavernous recesses of Eva Mendes' vagina of doom, he's probably just going to head back to his main residence.
These photos are of Ryan's last day in Thailand, where he was filming Only God Forgives, or The Stupidest Ryan Gosling Movie Title I've Ever F-cking Heard, which wrapped over the last few days. Next up on Ryan's to-do list? Something called Lawless, whi...