Ms. Lohan, you’re in the home stretch. The probation officer is pleased with your progress.
—Judge Stephanie Sautner on Wednesday, to Lindsay Lohan. Whoa, right?
Huffpo:
Lohan, 25, now has to work 14 days at the morgue and attend five therapy sessions before the judge ends her probation on a 2007 drunken driving case that has dogged Lohan for years.
She is due back in court on March 29 for what could be her final court appearance if she stays out of trouble.
The morgue! I’d totally forgotten the morgue! Which is wonderful: you hardly hear about Lindsay and the morgue anymore.
And! Also!
“You seem to be getting your life back on track,” Sautner told her.
LINDSAY. LINDSAY LOHAN. LINDSAY LOHAN’S LIFE SEEMS TO BE BACK ON TRACK.
You guys, this is so unreal.
The Huffington Post is quick to also point out that Lindsay is hosting Saturday Night Live next month. I know! I also almost forgot!
I don’t want to say it too prematurely, but yay! Yay for Lindsay!