What were you guys doing back in back in 1999? You know, back when this video was shot. I was sixteen (not much younger than Britney herself), crushing hardcore on this dude from the swim team who already had a girlfriend, and with abs that were just as hot. What’s changed in the thirteen years that’s passed since? Well, I hooked up with the dude from the swim team about five years after the crush had subsided – the girlfriend was an ex-girlfriend by that point – and you know what? It wasn’t as awesome as I’d always imagined. The abs stayed pretty much where they were (OK, not as great as Britney’s eighteen-year-old abs, but pretty damned good abs for a twenty-eight year-old mother of one), and generally, things are super. Don’t you just love those middling years and how unpredictable they can be?
Ahem.
Britney, however, is in her own sort of cacophonous mess – sources close to her are saying that her upcoming wedding to Jason Trawick has her in bridezilla mode, and while I can’t exactly see Britney all waving her manicured hands around, ordering people to do this and that (because come on – Brit Brit probably hasn’t had a manicure since her ‘Sometimes’ days), I can understand that she could possibly be under a tremendous amount of pressure. From the UK’s Now magazine:
As she tries to prevent a feud breaking out between Jason’s family and hers, the pressure’s bringing her out in spots – which is stressing her out even more!
A friend says: ‘Brit’s been bombarded with instructions on where to have her wedding. Her family’s pushing to have the ceremony in Louisiana, but Jason’s family wants it back East.
‘Britney wanted it in Hawaii or at Elvis’s Graceland estate, but it looks like what she wants has to go on the back burner. She’s flipping out.’
Oh Britney. Let’s just take it easy for awhile and remember the easygoing, fun-loving days gone by, OK? Can we just do that for a minute, take a breather? Check out the original video below!
Britney Spears is a mind control victim being forced to tour and make music against her will so the people who own her can make more and more money. Her parents sold her off when she was a child, just watch interviews with her mother. She’s a heartless cunt. Britney just goes to the studio and sings a song thats written by a buch of marketers and is reduced to an dead-eyed, auto-tuned robot. Just watch the music video for “Hold it Against Me”.