Check Out Lindsay’s Newest Lips!

And don’t they go so well with her coke-bloat face and pinprick pupils? God, what a stunner.

The above (and below) photographs are brand-new, featuring Lindsay shopping last night in New York City’s Soho district, where she toted her obligatory lighter around with her like she’s waiting for the next ice age to arrive.

I’m concerned, though. Not about her drug use, and not about her apparent self-delusions, but about her mouth. Can she even close it these days? Is that what happened to her teeth earlier last year? Did they end up looking like that because girlfriend here couldn’t close her mouth, all sorts of things got in there, and her teeth gradually weathered themselves down to ragged stumps? Those veneers won’t last another month if this kind of exposure keeps up and my God. What a waste of money.

The best thing is that Lindsay’s allegedly on her mother Dina‘s back about getting a makeover, telling her she looks like garbage. Dina spoke to Us Weekly earlier in the week and claimed that Lindsay thinks she looks “scary“:

“[Lindsay and Ali] are always telling me to cut my hair,” Dina told Us Weekly at Randi Rahm’s Fashion Week cocktail party. “You know, you think you’re fashion forward, and then you have children who are way more, but you make your own look [work]. But it’s hard when your girls are like, ‘Mom, you look scary.'”

Oh. My. God. Talk about the kettle getting herpes and giving it to the pots and pans or whatever that stupid expression is. Does Lindsay not realize that she’s starting to look exactly like her mother, just with a bigger skank wrench thrown into it?

Anyway, great job on the lips, Linds. Bigger really is better, I guess. That what you’re trying to say? I can’t really tell. All that petroleum-based gunk in your lips is starting to mess with your speech.