According to exclusive sources at Radar Online, Kelly Osbourne, sober for almost three years, has come tumbling down from the wagon and is trying to ingest as much alcohol as humanly possible. From Radar:
Kelly is definitely off the wagon again — at least when it comes to drinking,” an insider tells RadarOnline.com. “I’ve seen her out drinking cocktails, beer and champagne numerous times, and I’ve seen her pretty unsteady on her feet too.”
And just this past Sunday, Kelly guzzled cocktails at the Golden Globes after-party and got so wasted (as evidenced by the exclusive photo) that she almost fell over.
“Kelly was so wasted,” an eyewitness who partied with the Fashion Police host tells RadarOnline.com. “At one point she almost fell back and I had to catch her!”
According to the party pal, once Kelly gets alcohol in her system the claws come out in full force and she doesn’t hold back about her constant feuding with Christina Aguilera.
Now wait a damn second. Kelly Osbourne rants about Christina Aguilera when she’s wasted? I mean, is that not way more upsetting than Kelly, herself, falling off the wagon? Honestly, how obsessed with someone do you need to be in order to go on and on about them while you’re under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol? Wow.
Oh, and of course, about that whole non-sobriety thing – wouldn’t that be a shame? And after three whole years, too. Kelly used to be one of the biggest, most pig-est, hottest messes of all time (next to way back when Nicole Richie was the world’s hottest mess) and she’d come so far from those days. She started being cute and quirky instead of brash and braying; contrite and relatively well-spoken instead of lewd and wild. And now we’re being told that it’s back to the basics all over again? Is this whole thing going to come complete with a big alcohol weight-gain, bad skin and Funyuns? Because we all know that unless Kelly’s completely clean in every imaginable way, she looks like a brand-new pile of dog shit, steaming in the winter morning air.
I sure hope these rumors aren’t true, Kels, because you had so much going for you at one point. It’s not cool to end up like your old pal, Amy Winehouse. Haven’t you learned that lesson yet?