And I am loving it, you guys, I am absolutely loving it. Well, except all that makeup on Courtney‘s boobs, that’s a little distracting. And I’m not making that up, right? She does use makeup to make her implants look bigger, doesn’t she? But anyway, I’m loving this video so much because it almost, almost distracts me from the fact that this is a married couple consisting of a 51-year-old man and a 17-year-old girl.
I was seriously watching this video, giggling every now and then because I enjoy Jason Alexander so, and it made me like Courtney a little because this made it seem like she was in on the joke. It made it seem like she was aware of how ridiculous she always looks, and even that she aimed to be that ridiculous. I actually thought “way to go, Hutchisons! Live your life and don’t worry about all those haters!” But then I remembered that the haters existed because these two are married in real life, and that’s disturbing.
Speaking of things that are disturbing, E! asked Courtney’s mom if she thought the Funny or Die clip went too far:
“They were not at all offended,” she told E! News. “Courtney is so funny, and with her sense of humor, and Doug’s too, they are able to be confident in who they are as people. They can take something and like it and laugh and be OK with it. They were the first ones to think it’s a funny thing.
“If someone spends the day with Courtney and Doug, they would win them over. They’re able to rise above everything. With Courtney, it flows off her back like water off a duck’s back. She’s so secure, she can take anything and look at the funny side. Criticism does not get her down at all.”
And, yet again, I am completely disgusted but completely unable to look away. Curse you, Hutchisons, and the spell you have cast on me!
At first I thought the headline said “Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison Do Finally Die.” Oh well. I guess Funny or Die will have to do.
I have to admit, I’m loving them. She’s still weird, and she seems to have a couple nervous tics that I’m not convinced are fake, but they seem genuinely happy together and to me that’s beautiful.
Unfortunately, I have to vote for “die”.
I’m surprised anything can run down her back, the way she’s always arching it to try and get maximum boob-age. I don’t think I’m a Courtney hater…..I’m just really grossed out, that’s all.
I literally NEVER hear anything about these two freaks except on Evil Beet. Enough already! We do not care about these famemongers!
Literally? You literally never hear anything? Wow. You don’t read enough websites, then.
…please kill me.