“What?!” you’re probably thinking. “Oh no he didn’t!” And if you thought that, you’re absolutely right. Nope, Kate-girl absolutely had to pose with something covering her tits. Something aside from, and in addition to, her hands. Also, the shoot had to do with something other than hot, throbbing sexuality – it couldn’t be just for fun, no. The photos were taken because Katie was asked to be the new face of H. Stern’s latest jewelry line.
So isn’t that nice of Tom? I mean, look at the faces he allowed her to make! She’s positively ALLURING! She’s making me think thoughts that no one should ever be allowed to think about Katie Holmes! I mean, didn’t he consider what people were going to say about Katie when they saw these adverts, or is he letting her live on the wild side for a few weeks while he’s caught up in the frenzied success of Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol and all of its madness? I mean, honestly! What’ll happen to Katie when Tom finally realizes the gravity of what he’s done? Will she be banished back to drab colors and no makeup and lank hair? Condemned to carrying Suri around New York City even though she’s, like, fourteen now or something, indulging the kid’s every whim for phallic candies?
I’m actually frightened by considering the other options. I mean, would he actually – I don’t know – force her to wear frumpy, shapeless clothes for the rest of her life – or until Xenu calls the couple home to do their podding?
See, this happens every time, guys. I start trying to fathom the many intricate cogs and gears of Tom Cruise’s mind and I get myself all worked up in a tizzy. All I know is that Katie Holmes is absolutely gorgeous in these photos, and if any of you think that Tom allowed that to happen by accident, you’re crazy.
I just dread seeing the fallout, you know?
She is beautiful, isn’t she?
This is what you consider sexy/beautiful? She looks like a crack addict the morning after the big binge, even after the photoshopping.
Have you told your parents yet that your gay?
I LOVE that necklace!!!!! Where can I get one……It would have to be a copy, since I don’t have 2 or 3 million laying around
hello mama!
Katie you are absolutely beautiful as well as your little girl Suri ……I wish you nothing but the best for you and Suri …you dont need Tom
Another fame ho!! a good Catholic girl sells sex to the lucrative world of fame with money. Live right!! Soon we will see their divorce. So cheap.
Hello, I’m posting from the future.
You were right!
Some of the other pictures, I agree, she looks beautiful in. However, not the one you chose as an example. Katie looks down right sickly in that one.
damn luv her eyes.like her
katie holms is abslolutely gorgeous.tom cruise is a very lucky man to be married to her.Only thing he his 5’7″ and she is 5’9″ and he looks short standing next to her.If he was 6ft.tall or 6’2″ he would look good standing next to her.I love big beautifull women too and I am short and only 5’7″.There was a 6ft.tall indian woman I am interested in but I am too short for her.
who cares about Tom’s height, the fruitcake needs to come out of the closet already.
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