It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s naughty Santa photo: Brittany
“Smells like teen spirit!”
First runner-up: Mr. Mike
“Unclench your box, Mona, my beard’s stuck!”
Second runner-up: Mikie
“Santa, when you said, ‘num, num, num’, I thought you meant your hands from the cold …”
Congrats to Brittany! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!
Image courtesy of Celebuzz
C’mon, say something funny…I’m not banging you for your looks…
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Hey Babe…Look Papparazzi!..quick! Prince Willy and Kate…
“Size does matter I asked for a ‘tall’ I meant a ‘venti’ !”
“I think I have a chance with this guy!!”
LOL!!
I’m glad someone got that. It’s funny anyway, but excellent in a TGS voice.
Him thinking self: (exhaling) I just farted………
Her thinking self: Something smells……. Did he just fart???
Him thinking to self: (exhaling) I just farted………
Her thinking to self: Something smells……. Did he just fart???
Sorry i messed up on the first post!!!
Those pants are so tight:
His package is all folded up & packages arent suppose to fold people!!
Those pants are so tight:
What you dont know is that his hand is actually stuck in his pants!
Those pants are so tight:
He put some change in his pocket and they (his pants) squeezed a booger out of George Washingtons nose!!!
Someone went from dating a fictional Liz Lemon to dating a very real Olivia Wilde. Like Beyonce once said, ” Le’me le’me le’me upgrade you”!
Honey I know you wanted to watch the playoffs today but I really think you are going to enjoy brunch with my girlfriends.