This girl, I swear. It’s like every single time I go “Courtney Stodden, you’ve topped yourself. You seriously can’t get any better than this,” she just goes and proves me wrong. This is one of those times.
Here, I’ll show you some of my favorite excerpts from this interview Courtney did with Zap2it, ok? You’ll see what I mean.
What super power would you like to have?
I would find it breathtaking to be able to feel what it’s like to fly… Wait. I’m already flying – flying on the wings of love!Is there another celebrity you’ve always wanted to meet and haven’t yet?
I’d love to meet Senator John McCain one day. What a cutie!What’s a surprising activity you do in your free time?
I love taking invigorating hikes with my precious pink pooch Bazaar and my mother throughout the hills of Hollywood. Oh and did I mention that I do that in 7-inch stilettos?! ;)What clique did you belong to in high school?
The ‘too sexy ‘n hot for high school’ clique. ;)
Hiking in stilettos? Crushing on John McCain? “Flying on the wings of love”? Courtney, stop, you’re too much!
Go ahead and read the rest of the interview, ok? Because I think Courtney Stodden is this year’s Christmas miracle.
Tell us one thing the general public doesn’t know about you:
The general public doesn’t know that I am a total vegetarian. I believe in the rights of animals & respecting them. They are angelic creatures and deserve to be treated so.
Describe your daily routine:
I live like a princess! In the mornings, I get out of bed – of course wearing some sexy little lingerie & a fluffy pair of 7-inch stiletto slippers – and hop into the kitchen to where I munch on a bowl of cereal and whip myself up a morning mocha beverage. I then step into the steaming shower to get prepared for the day that is to come. In the evenings, I love to just wind down by locking myself up inside, popping in a classic movie and cuddling up with my beautiful family.
Who was your first kiss? Was it any good?
It probably wasn’t considered ‘a good one’ for my 1st grade classmate. It was the kind of relationship where the boy absolutely loved the girl…but the girl…the girl thought he had major cooties! One day at school, this boy finally got up the courage to run up to me & try to sneak me a smooch for his own satisfaction…but what he didn’t see coming was a slap to the face! I immediately reacted and hit him as hard as I could across his face as he fell to the ground and realized that his offering was completely rejected – but that didn’t stop him from loving me – and his kiss didn’t stop me from thinking he had cooties.
What super power would you like to have?
I would find it breathtaking to be able to feel what it’s like to fly… Wait. I’m already flying – flying on the wings of love!
Movies that make you cry?
I always find tears flowing down my cheeks when I watch “Titanic.”
Is there another celebrity you’ve always wanted to meet and haven’t yet?
I’d love to meet Senator John McCain one day. What a cutie!
What is your favorite book?
The Bible.
What’s a surprising activity you do in your free time?
I love taking invigorating hikes with my precious pink pooch Bazaar and my mother throughout the hills of Hollywood. Oh and did I mention that I do that in 7-inch stilettos?! ;)
What goes in your carry-on bag on the plane?
MORE clothes, shoes, clutches…things that I cannot fit inside of my huge suitcase! And, of course, some delicious rich chocolate in case of an emergency sweet tooth!
Who is your celebrity crush?
DOUG HUTCHISON! Yummy…
What do your friends make fun of you for?
For being a little too sexual at times…oops…meow.
What is your favorite song to sing in the car?
“Don’t Put It On Me, Girl.” It’s surely catchy but a little bit of a challenge to keep up with. Give it a try! You’ll see what I mean…
What clique did you belong to in high school?
The ‘too sexy ‘n hot for high school’ clique. ;)
Do you love her as much as I do?
Is she for real? Bloody hell.
i have no response to this blog post *sitting here with mouth hanging open*
*sigh*
That is all.
Man, I love this girl. What a hot, tranny, mess.
I love how her hair’s so “natural” that it’s breaking off two inches from the root. Awesome.
without a doubt this bitch is unhinged.
Love her?
I really REALLY hope you’re being sarcastic.
I’m with you on loving her. It’s a sick pleasure like picking a scab or squeezing spots, but a pleasure nonetheless.
Does she ever mention her old corpse of a husband? Even if he’s in a photo with her, he gets cut out.
And he thought he would have a sweet, stay-at-home wifey…
MORON!