Over the holidays, Melanie Griffith was spotted in Colorado wearing some unusual headgear. And I'm just, uuuugggghhhh, how does Antonio Banderas even do it. (I hope Melanie takes her hat off first. Ha, ha.)
But then I got to thinking. I thought, "Hey, that hat isn't so bad."
Then I thought, you know what? I'm finished with gossip. I'm totally finished with writing! I am going to become a world-famous fashion designer. No! I'm going to become a hatmaker! Just like Philip Treacy! And I will only sell my art to rich celebrity patrons. Patrons like...
Everyone is pretty sure Steven Tyler proposed to his girlfriend in Hawaii; new photos published by TMZ, however, have fanned the rumor that the couple is already married.
The photos show Tyler and longtime girlfriend Erin Brady involved in some sort of "house blessing" ritual, which, OK, these photos don't really substantiate anything. Except…. Wait! Wait just one doggone minute! DID STEVEN TYLER BUY A HOUSE IN HAWAII?! I mean, he's standing right there with some kahu (yes, as in the word "kahuna," as in the gal in the hoop e...
We didn't cover this as it was happening yesterday (Sarah linked to the ongoing story, though, so no excuses, people), but Kelly Clarkson experienced a huge backlash after endorsing Ron Paul as her personal presidential pick, via her Twitter account.
Is Kelly Clarkson wrong to endorse Ron Paul? Is Ron Paul a racist homophobe? I neither know nor care. I have few of his political views in common, I read a lot daily; therefore, I chopped him from my reading list months ago. And anyway, I already think worse about many other candidates as it is, so I...
I am having a lot of fun reading about Emma Watson's new Lancome ad. Here is why: Emma Watson is "going Rogue!" Emma Watson is a "Rogue in Love!"
And I'm just, ugh, people, the word is rouge. The new Lancome lipstick is called "Rouge in Love." Rouge as in red. Rouge as in "roojsh." Emma Watson is Roojsh in Love. Come on. Doesn't anybody remember the Sarah Palin parody, Going Rouge?
Anyway, this is all neither here nor there. The real point is, Emma Watson looks straight-up ravishing in perfectly applied (computer-generated?) ruby lipstick. Girl! Yo...
Earlier today, Sarah told you about how Chris Brown and Rihanna are perhaps tweeting each other sweet nothings again. Just like every other story about the possibility of these two getting back together, I was left with a very uncomfortable feeling. I just don't think there's any possible way that any kind of reunion between Chris Brown and Rihanna could end well. As Sarah said, there's a big difference between forgiving someone for the horrible things he did to you and giving him the chan...
Seriously, how great is Khloe Kardashian as a blonde? Of course she doesn't look bad as a brunette, but with her hair dyed darker, it just looks a bit off next to Kourtney and Kim. She has much lighter coloring than her sisters, and her features aren't as obviously (or at all) Armenian either. The lighter blonde, or even red, just looks so, so good on her.
It seems like Khloe knows this, and she wants to go back to blonde! Tragically, her mother and also E! won't allow it:
Khloe wants to dy...
I don't want to be gross, but I actually threw up in my mouth just after I typed that headline. Like, I finished typing out "cute couple" and the next thing I knew, I had vomit inside of my mouth. Whether it's from the thought of those lovebird assholes, Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds, or from the amount of discounted Christmas candy I've had today, we may never know.
But ok, for real, these crazy kids are kind of adorable, and I don't get it. When they're apart, they're a couple of my l...
I thought that maybe in February or something we'd hear about this divorce, but no, not quite. As the world and I have been saying all month, something has been off between Katy Perry and Russell Brand here lately (and I don't just mean their wedding rings). It turns out that everyone was right, because news just broke that Russell has filed for divorce:
In the docs, filed in L.A., Brand cites "irreconcilable differences." The two were married Oct. 23, 2010 in India. They have no kids.
The divorce docs say there are "community property assets" -- it's a sign there might not be a prenup,...
Friends: let us pause for a moment of silence, collectively click "play" on this video, and watch a stirring tribute to the television shows that died this year. Then, while you are fumbling for your handkerchiefs, I will loose the doves.
Uh. Tell you the truth, I thought Friday Night Lights ended its run like two years ago. Oh, sure, I remember the outpouring of grief when it ended and everything. It's just that I… misremember… it happening… in 2009ish. Oops.
I did kind of like Human Target. And when any iteration of Law & Order gets yanked, all humankind suffers the loss. Oof.
And then there's Outsourced---it was canceled? Oh, thank God. I thought that show was pretty offensive, but mostly I was offended because it was terrible.
And some shows---like HBO's Bored to Death, which I looo-ooooved---aren't memorialized in this video at all! Hmph.
What other shows are missing from this video? What shows were unceremoniously murdered before their time? And most importantly, WHICH SHOWS WEREN'T CANCELED SOON ENOUGH? Meet me downstairs in the comments, where we will all eulogize together.
P.S. Stop the video short if you don't want to see how Big Love ends. Seriously. />
Friends: let us pause for a moment of silence, collectively click "play" on this video, and watch a stirring tribute to the television shows that died this year. Then, while you are fumbling for your handkerchiefs, I will loose the doves.
Uh. Tell you the truth, I thought Friday Night Lights ended its run like two years ago. Oh, sure, I remember the outpouring of grief when it ended and everything. It's just that I… misremember… it happening… in 2009ish. Oops.
I did kind of like Hu...
So, right. Nothing's been confirmed, but Twitter's blowing up all over the place, which is, I'm sure, exactly what Beyonce wants, and of course, whatever makes Beyonce happy sets us free, right? Or is that Christina Aguilera? I don't know. Who cares. All I know is that there's this alleged newborn floating around New York City right now bearing the name Tiana May Carter, and she's masquerading as the offspring of Beyonce and Jay-Z.
And remember how Beyonce's fetus had its own Twitter account...
This screengrab was taken of Rihanna's Twitter account yesterday, saying "I'll always love u #1LOVE":
And then here's a tweet that came in just minutes later from Chris Brown's Twitter:
OK, to answer the question in the headline, "Are Rihanna and Chris Brown Tweeting Each Other Again?", my answer is, frankly, "I don't give a f-ck." These two people are complete assholes (one a bit more than the other, but let's not reopen that can of worms today), and I just don't have it in me to be all ...
Over the holidays, Melanie Griffith was spotted in Colorado wearing some unusual headgear. And I'm just, uuuugggghhhh, how does Antonio Banderas even do it. (I hope Melanie takes her hat off first. Ha, ha.)
But then I got to thinking. I thought, "Hey, that hat isn't so bad."
Then I thought, you know what? I'm finished with gossip. I'm totally finished with writing! I am going to become a world-famous fashion designer. No! I'm going to become a hatmaker! Just like Philip Treacy! And I will only sell my art to rich celebrity patrons. Patrons like...
Everyone is pretty sure Steven Tyler proposed to his girlfriend in Hawaii; new photos published by TMZ, however, have fanned the rumor that the couple is already married.
The photos show Tyler and longtime girlfriend Erin Brady involved in some sort of "house blessing" ritual, which, OK, these photos don't really substantiate anything. Except…. Wait! Wait just one doggone minute! DID STEVEN TYLER BUY A HOUSE IN HAWAII?! I mean, he's standing right there with some kahu (yes, as in the word "kahuna," as in the gal in the hoop e...
We didn't cover this as it was happening yesterday (Sarah linked to the ongoing story, though, so no excuses, people), but Kelly Clarkson experienced a huge backlash after endorsing Ron Paul as her personal presidential pick, via her Twitter account.
Is Kelly Clarkson wrong to endorse Ron Paul? Is Ron Paul a racist homophobe? I neither know nor care. I have few of his political views in common, I read a lot daily; therefore, I chopped him from my reading list months ago. And anyway, I already think worse about many other candidates as it is, so I...
I am having a lot of fun reading about Emma Watson's new Lancome ad. Here is why: Emma Watson is "going Rogue!" Emma Watson is a "Rogue in Love!"
And I'm just, ugh, people, the word is rouge. The new Lancome lipstick is called "Rouge in Love." Rouge as in red. Rouge as in "roojsh." Emma Watson is Roojsh in Love. Come on. Doesn't anybody remember the Sarah Palin parody, Going Rouge?
Anyway, this is all neither here nor there. The real point is, Emma Watson looks straight-up ravishing in perfectly applied (computer-generated?) ruby lipstick. Girl! Yo...
Earlier today, Sarah told you about how Chris Brown and Rihanna are perhaps tweeting each other sweet nothings again. Just like every other story about the possibility of these two getting back together, I was left with a very uncomfortable feeling. I just don't think there's any possible way that any kind of reunion between Chris Brown and Rihanna could end well. As Sarah said, there's a big difference between forgiving someone for the horrible things he did to you and giving him the chan...
Seriously, how great is Khloe Kardashian as a blonde? Of course she doesn't look bad as a brunette, but with her hair dyed darker, it just looks a bit off next to Kourtney and Kim. She has much lighter coloring than her sisters, and her features aren't as obviously (or at all) Armenian either. The lighter blonde, or even red, just looks so, so good on her.
It seems like Khloe knows this, and she wants to go back to blonde! Tragically, her mother and also E! won't allow it:
Khloe wants to dy...
I don't want to be gross, but I actually threw up in my mouth just after I typed that headline. Like, I finished typing out "cute couple" and the next thing I knew, I had vomit inside of my mouth. Whether it's from the thought of those lovebird assholes, Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds, or from the amount of discounted Christmas candy I've had today, we may never know.
But ok, for real, these crazy kids are kind of adorable, and I don't get it. When they're apart, they're a couple of my l...
I thought that maybe in February or something we'd hear about this divorce, but no, not quite. As the world and I have been saying all month, something has been off between Katy Perry and Russell Brand here lately (and I don't just mean their wedding rings). It turns out that everyone was right, because news just broke that Russell has filed for divorce:
In the docs, filed in L.A., Brand cites "irreconcilable differences." The two were married Oct. 23, 2010 in India. They have no kids.
The divorce docs say there are "community property assets" -- it's a sign there might not be a prenup,...
So, right. Nothing's been confirmed, but Twitter's blowing up all over the place, which is, I'm sure, exactly what Beyonce wants, and of course, whatever makes Beyonce happy sets us free, right? Or is that Christina Aguilera? I don't know. Who cares. All I know is that there's this alleged newborn floating around New York City right now bearing the name Tiana May Carter, and she's masquerading as the offspring of Beyonce and Jay-Z.
And remember how Beyonce's fetus had its own Twitter account...
This screengrab was taken of Rihanna's Twitter account yesterday, saying "I'll always love u #1LOVE":
And then here's a tweet that came in just minutes later from Chris Brown's Twitter:
OK, to answer the question in the headline, "Are Rihanna and Chris Brown Tweeting Each Other Again?", my answer is, frankly, "I don't give a f-ck." These two people are complete assholes (one a bit more than the other, but let's not reopen that can of worms today), and I just don't have it in me to be all ...