“A Guidette is a girl with with a strong personality. She doesn’t let anyone bring her down. She likes tanning. She’s very independent and she loves to be, like, flashy. … Snooki’s definitely not a role model — Snooki’s just there to have fun in life — Nicole, I would say, I can be a role model. I’m very strong, independent and I’m loveable, I guess.”
Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, in a recent interview about her newest book, Confessions of a Guidette. And am I missing something when I hear Snooki say that there’s some kind of difference between “Nicole” and “Snooki”? Are these Jersey Shore twats something more than what they appear to be on their show? No? Nah. I didn’t think so, either. Good try, though, Snooki. And way to take one take a thousand for the team in sleeping with all of these skeezy little boys (and girls) to further your “Snooki” career.