My sincere apologies to everyone who thought that Snooki would somehow make it out of this whole Jersey Shore debacle and do something great with her life, but it’s just not so. Please, don’t mistake what I’m saying for an insult, because I certainly don’t intend it to be, I just believe that Snooki is not destined for a life of, shall we say, traditional greatness. No, her destiny is far more important, because hey, who wouldn’t love to go to Grandma’s house and hear her warn against the whale sperm in the ocean or see her in tank tops to show off her sweet ink?
