It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Jayde Nicole photo: Monkeysuit
“This place gives me the creeps. Have you seen that bug-eyed floating head behind me?”
First runner-up: Harriet Meadow
(Woman on Right) – “Oh my god, the boobs on her *back* are even better!”
Second runner-up: Brittany
“Bitches in the back.”
Congrats to Monkeysuit! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!
Cheeks stay together. Cheeks stay together. Cheeks stay together.
think anyone will notice I smuggled two small pumpkins out in my shirt and a corn cob in my butt out of there?
Dang, now everyone knows I don’t have pretty nipple.
I went crazy at Saks and Dolce & Gabbana the other day – now I am going to be Ramen-Broke, which works out because starving myself is the only way I am going to fit into the Seven Jeans I just bought anyway.
i really wish they would tell you who the person in the pic is because once again i have no idea who is this as the last 6 pics have been the same way
If you let your mouse hover over the picture, usually a little box will pop up telling you who it is.
hey i didnt know that. awesome
And it’s Hayden Panettiere.
“….if I had known how expensive these pumpkin stem nipple pasties were, I wouldn’t have to be eating all these oodles-of-noodles!”
No bra and a shit ton of ramen, if only I were still in college too.
Hayden Paniettere has recently been diagnosed with a strange illness that makes it so that she’s constantly on the verge of puking and shitting her pants, she craves ramen incessantly, and her nipples have exploded.
Uggg… Microwave lunch, easy off Boots, 3/4 off Pants and a bust out shirt, How much more ready can one be. Hurry home hon.
Nipples activated: Seek out 7ft, vagina-destroying, steroid-infused muscle lumps. Midget predilection optional.
“Time was these nipples and one quick hummer would get me 5 carts full of groceries…. Now it’s a 2 hour donkey-punch with the stock boys for a bag filled with Ramen. I’m really worried about this economy.”
caption for picture haloween is here for sure now!!!
is it cold out here or is it just the pumpkins in my shirt?
Damn, the smell out here scared the hell out of my nipples, Now where did I park the car?
Must stop eating bean and cucumber burritos…must get home to my own crapper…
“boy this people in there had a problem! The women kept giving me dirty looks and the stockboys wouldn’t let me leave the frozen food isle!”
“Damn right I’m poor!! Have you even seen my movies!?”