It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Courtney Stodden photo: Challis
“This is actually the preferred mating stance for the T-Rex.”
First runner-up: mdmike4
“Why am I soooooo attracted to fossils?”
Second runner-up: Dillon
“You can’t fool me Stodden, I learned my lesson a long time ago when Aladdin went wondering into the cave of wonders.”
Congrats to Challis! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!
(Woman on Right) – “Oh my god, the boobs on her *back* are even better!”
“This place gives me the creeps. Have you seen that bug-eyed floating head behind me?”
“Bitches in the back.”
Tickle, tickle…
Yea, well I just got sick of people asking me if they were real, and oh yes, thank you, they are magnificent!
will you please take a picture of us together?
Yes they’re real…real expensive!
Oh they’re real…real expensive!
The Liquifruit surfer’s dream slopes!
Can you please send me the name of her hairdresser?
Fortunately my earring bounced right back up into my hand!
hey!! did that guy guy just NOT look at my boobs?? what a jerk…
Thank you. I now know where my wife is hanging out!
I can think of two very good reasons why her boyfriend will never be in need of a cushion!
Nokia, obviously decided if car manufacturers can sell cars by exploiting the female body, so can they!
Nokia slogan:
“Nokia – Dream big, dream perfection!”
“Does this dress make my boobs look big?”
New Colgate slogan:
“The only thing you need to be wearing on those special nights!”
There must be easier ways for Stone Cold Steve Austin and Bruce Willis to get access to a party!
Breast milk, you make my day-ee-yay.
That was Dillon, sorry for forgetting the name.
“Don’t worry, men! I’ll take care of those straps with my laser vision ASAP!”
I now know why roosters don’t have any hands. It’s because hens don’t have any hooters!
“I don’t believe in wasting any money on bodyguards. I always have my two bouncers very close to me!”