Look! The Muppets are doing a parody of a parody of a parody, but this parody is probably better than the real Paranormal Activity movie. No, but seriously, have any of you actually seen the new PA installation? Is it good? Does is suck hard?
In any case, the new Muppet movie is probably going to be awesome. I know, I'm sick of the 10,000 trailers too (though I'm probably a hypocrite for saying that, as I clearly can't get enough of the Breaking Dawn clips), but this movie's got a stellar cast (just can't go wrong with the Muppets) and has an even more impressive list of guest stars to the likes of Whoopi Goldberg, Selena Gomez, Kathy Griffin, Dave Grohl, Neil Patrick Harris, John Krasinski, Mila Kunis, Katy Perry, Rachael Ray, Mickey Rooney, Sarah Silverman, French Stewart, Ben Stiller, Wanda Sykes and Danny Trejo. See? It doesn't get any better. />
Look! The Muppets are doing a parody of a parody of a parody, but this parody is probably better than the real Paranormal Activity movie. No, but seriously, have any of you actually seen the new PA installation? Is it good? Does is suck hard?
In any case, the new Muppet movie is probably going to be awesome. I know, I'm sick of the 10,000 trailers too (though I'm probably a hypocrite for saying that, as I clearly can't get enough of the Breaking Dawn clips), but this movie's got a stellar...
And you're probably wondering why I'd force it upon you if it's so bad, right? Well because there are people out there like this and also like me who have nothing better to do with their time than to sit and view irrelevant clips of movies that haven't been released, so that when we do go and see them in theaters we can piece them all together like a beautiful mosaic of disjointed dialog and awkward lip-biting melodrama.
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And you're probably wondering why I'd force it upon you if it's so bad, right? Well because there are people out there like this and also like me who have nothing better to do with their time than to sit and view irrelevant clips of movies that haven't been released, so that when we do go and see them in theaters we can piece them all together like a beautiful mosaic of disjointed dialog and awkward lip-biting melodrama.
Isn't that reason enough?...
The thing I can't figure out, though, is whether Doug is dressed up as Courtney, or if Courtney's dressed up as a skank and Doug's just emulating that to follow suit and ... oh, wait. Right.
Anyway, I think we know where Courtney gets her tits and abs - check out the photo in the gallery of Doug's super amped-up cleavage. AIRBRUSH IS CONFIRMED, ladies and gentlemen.
Whatever, I guess. Let's not ruin this thing for Courtney. She's been prepping and priming for, like, the whole seventeen...
It's sad, you guys, but I had to give up my ghost-movie-watching hobby. It's like, if you lie awake at night picturing some Kayako tiptoeing out of your chifferobe, or you panic slightly when you hear a CD skip, you have to finally say 'when.'
But what if every yurei were really only an ordinary, angsty teenager, just trying to make a name for herself in Hollywood?
Here's Funny or Die with its Halloween-themed special, "Scary Girl." Enid Krysinski just wants to go to the mall! And h...
Jugs Malone indeed. [The Superficial]
Even more Hollywood Halloween photos. [Lainey Gossip]
Nicki Reed's painful-looking tattoo. [Starpulse]
Arnold Schwarzenegger's love child is a barbarian just like him. [TMZ]
Taylor Swift nude leak photos that will probably result in a lawsuit. [Socialite Life]
Latin hunk Monday. [theBERRY]
What's up with Ethan Hawke? [Cele|bitchy]
Elisabetta Canalis was the daughter, George Clooney, the father. [The Frisky]
Another little soccer player in the making? [Socialit...
There were rumors of trouble in paradise, but I, for one, am shocked. Shocked! Sadly, Kim Kardashian has filed for divorce from brand new husband (!) Kris Humphries, TMZ reports. And unfortunately, TMZ is never wrong.
The couple was married on August 20, making theirs one of the shortest, crappiest marriages this side of E!
TMZ:
We're told even though the marriage was short, she will not seek an annulment. It's a garden variety divorce, in which Kim cites "irreconcilable differences...
Apparently a lot of trashy crap went down at Nicki Minaj's house this past weekend and we missed it!
From TMZ:
Law enforcement tells us, a couple of weeks ago, Nicki's maid took a photo of the singer out of the trash and then asked Nicki to sign it. Nicki got pissed and fired her.
Cops tell us, the maid did come back today, and Nicki became enraged and ordered her to leave. A source privy to the fight tells TMZ, the maid stood her ground, demanding not to be "treated like an animal" -- at which point, Nicki allegedly said, "I'll show you how to...
Damn, right? Looks like Britney could snap us in two if she so chose - girlfriend's apparently been eating her Wheaties.
I don't know what's worse, her new video, or this brawny, muscle-bound getup she's got going on as of late. I mean, who does she think she is, the *original* fetid old vampire, Madonna? What happened?
Whatever. Make sure you check out the photos in the gallery and be on the lookout for a special cameo appearance by Pretty Major Camel Toe. It's definitely the best part of all these pictures.
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So! Did you guys do big doings for Halloween this past weekend, or are you waiting to trip the lights fantastic on the real night (that'd be tonight)? See, me, I prefer a more traditional Halloween celebration that involves a marathon of classic horror movies, junky candy that I shouldn't even be looking at let alone eating, homemade popcorn balls, warm socks, and menu-planning for Thanksgiving. (I do so just love Thanksgiving.)
But hey. To those who wish to go out and skank it up like Kim Karda...
Joseph Gordon-Levitt in the Dark Knight Rises? [The Superficial]
Justin Bieber's balls dropped. [Lainey Gossip]
Eva Longoria's new man. [Bossip]
J Woww's hosting something called 'Pimp and Ho.' [Starpulse]
Another vapid female celebrity has a crush on our Ryan Gosling. [theBERRY]
Michelle Williams finally tells us what the hell is wrong with her voice. [Cele|bitchy]
A douchebag on MTV allegedly violates a woman with a toothbrush. [The Superficial]
Lily Allen's got the cutest baby ...
Does that surprise you? Did you think that because Britney Spears has been looking so good lately that she would also be on top of her game, performance-wise? Well, according to this concert review from The Telegraph, that is most definitely not the case.
I was going to give you guys a few excerpts from the review so you know how Britney's doing nowadays, but the whole thing is just too good. It includes such gems as "why would anyone continue to care about such a useless performer?" and claims that Britney "skips lazily around, making no visible effort" and...
About time, am I right? All it took was her father and the rest of the world to comment on her dental situation, and possibly a little cash flow from the generous folks at Playboy, and Lindsay got that situation under control. It's actually kind of admirable, isn't it?
The funny thing, because there's always a funny/delusional part to any Lohan story, is that when she posted this picture on her Twitter, she claimed that she'd only had her teeth whitened. Because everybody knows that a simple round of whitening c...