Man, just when I thought this story couldn’t be more frightening. I saw in my RSS late last night that our boy here was involved in a minor traffic accident earlier yesterday in LA, and my breath caught in my throat – could the savior of modern music, the brilliant innovator of women’s perfume, have been injured? Well, thankfully no. But he does apparently have a license to operate a large piece of heavy machinery, in case you happened to still have this boy perpetually stuck at the age of thirteen. Justin Bieber drives.
According to eyewitnesses, a Honda bumped the rear-end of the FERRARI Beebs was driving doing minimal damage (don’t kill yourself yet; it’s supposedly not his) and though law enforcement was contacted, no reports were filed.
We almost caught this one on the chin, guys, but we pulled through and lucked out.
yall should name the baby if it’s a boy name it what ever is jayz real name or if it’s a girl name it beyonce yall could name it what ever yall won’t