I've said it before and I'll say it again: there is nothing more refreshing than seeing an ultra-celeb who looks completely normal after nine months of pregnancy, forty hours of grueling labor, and six weeks. This is Kate Hudson, and *I don't care how many rock bands she ruins; she's a good example of being a normal human being in a world where normal is looked at like it's the plague.
*This is all partially because I'm sitting here eating Ben & Jerry's as we speak (Fair Goodness Cake!)...
You know, I bet no one woke up this morning and thought "man, I wonder what that Steven Seagal has been up to lately?" Justin Bieber, sure (car accident), Snooki, probably (an intense aversion to whale sperm), but Steven Seagal? Nobody really cares. Well, nobody except for the guy whose puppy got shot.
Ok, so Steven here has this reality show (seriously, are people still into this guy? Let me know) called Steven Seagal Lawman, and they apparently film some pretty hardcore stuff. For ins...
Well, again. He's going to be a father again. He already has a 17-year-old son named Indio with his ex-wife, but that's neither here nor there, because Robert and his lovely wife Susan are about to have a little bitty baby! Can you even stand the very thought of something so adorable? Because I'm having trouble.
The little bundle of magic is due early next year, and here's the brief statement from Robert's rep:
"Robert and Susan could not be more excited over this news. They can't wait to welcome this new baby into their wonderful family."
BABIES.
...
Magic happens in the ocean! There are fun waves and cute critters and as long as you play it safe, there's a pretty good chance you won't drown or get attacked by sharks! What's not to love? Sure, the salt water can take a little getting used to, but hey, it's just salt, right?
Wrong. According to darling Snooki, the water just seems salty because of all the whale sperm! See, Snooki swears up and down that "if you Google it," you can see that whales ejaculate "like two thousand million...
"I’ve never had that kind of experience with anybody… I was a married guy, you know? Standing up there and singing with somebody and going, 'Man, this shouldn’t be happening.' Looking back on that, I was falling in love with her, right there on stage. It was just like this draw to each other. It was just sort of this inevitable chemistry."
Man, I know this kind of stuff happens from time to time, and judgement all depends on how you handle the situation, but I'd be SO MAD if my husba...
Kirsten Dunst has had kind of a weird career trajectory. In the 1990s she maintained this precocious, cherubic child-star vibe (à la Dakota/Elle Fanning), transitioned into making a few teen movies (Bring It On and Crazy/Beautiful, for instance), then started taking weirder, lower-profile roles (Marie Antoinette? Really?) even as she handled Mary Jane Watson duties in all three Spider-Man movies.
After a seemingly interminable career hiatus, she managed to take the best actress award at Cannes...
Did you guys know that it's Cameron Diaz's 39th birthday today? 'Cause it is! Remember when she dated Matt Dillon for, like, the longest time? Yeah, I don't get what every girl growing up in the eighties and nineties saw in him either. But then she dated Justin Timberlake, and I doubt there's a man or woman in the world who'd say that Justin wasn't a good choice, both personally and professionally. She's dating A-Rod now, and that's a head-scratcher to me, but hey. I know this whole post could...
Who's the "mutant actor dad"? [Lainey Gossip]
T.I. is outta jail! [Bossip]
PETA honors Emma Stone and Olivia Wilde. [Starpulse]
The pregnant man wanted to be on DWTS, not Chaz Bono. [TMZ]
Lady Gaga wears a prosthetic penis. [The Blemish]
Stars who are never too old to be goofy. [theBERRY]
Adam Levine thinks singing competitions kind of blow. [Huff Po]
Jason Sudeikis looks awesome with a beard. [INFDaily]
Daryl Hannah was arrested outside the White House. [Hollywood Dame]
Ballad of the horse-faced skinny twits. [Cele|bitchy]...
You know what's real nice? Celebrities who spend their time doing stuff to raise awareness about something important, while investing their finances in a project that's going to help save lives, unlike the antics of vapid twat gnats like those on shows such as Real Housewives and Jersey Shore. It's positively refreshing, isn't it?
From Glamour:
This month the three friends team up to help launch the women’s advocacy project of the year: Five, a series of films about women and breast cance...
I've always been a fan of Katie Holmes' look. She's pretty without being overdone (when she's not being Photoshopped to oblivion), and her overall look is soft and feminine no matter if she's rocking sweats and sweat, or a dress that I'd have to save up for three years in order to purchase. That being said, girlfriend looks absolutely awesome on the October cover of Elle Russia, doesn't she? I mean, she practically looks like she's both in control of her own mind, and making her own career and business decisions! I don't know what kind of newfangled Ph...
Man, just when I thought this story couldn't be more frightening. I saw in my RSS late last night that our boy here was involved in a minor traffic accident earlier yesterday in LA, and my breath caught in my throat - could the savior of modern music, the brilliant innovator of women's perfume, have been injured? Well, thankfully no. But he does apparently have a license to operate a large piece of heavy machinery, in case you happened to still have this boy perpetually stuck at the age of...
I've said it before and I'll say it again: there is nothing more refreshing than seeing an ultra-celeb who looks completely normal after nine months of pregnancy, forty hours of grueling labor, and six weeks. This is Kate Hudson, and *I don't care how many rock bands she ruins; she's a good example of being a normal human being in a world where normal is looked at like it's the plague.
*This is all partially because I'm sitting here eating Ben & Jerry's as we speak (Fair Goodness Cake!)...
You know, I bet no one woke up this morning and thought "man, I wonder what that Steven Seagal has been up to lately?" Justin Bieber, sure (car accident), Snooki, probably (an intense aversion to whale sperm), but Steven Seagal? Nobody really cares. Well, nobody except for the guy whose puppy got shot.
Ok, so Steven here has this reality show (seriously, are people still into this guy? Let me know) called Steven Seagal Lawman, and they apparently film some pretty hardcore stuff. For ins...
Well, again. He's going to be a father again. He already has a 17-year-old son named Indio with his ex-wife, but that's neither here nor there, because Robert and his lovely wife Susan are about to have a little bitty baby! Can you even stand the very thought of something so adorable? Because I'm having trouble.
The little bundle of magic is due early next year, and here's the brief statement from Robert's rep:
"Robert and Susan could not be more excited over this news. They can't wait to welcome this new baby into their wonderful family."
BABIES.
...
Magic happens in the ocean! There are fun waves and cute critters and as long as you play it safe, there's a pretty good chance you won't drown or get attacked by sharks! What's not to love? Sure, the salt water can take a little getting used to, but hey, it's just salt, right?
Wrong. According to darling Snooki, the water just seems salty because of all the whale sperm! See, Snooki swears up and down that "if you Google it," you can see that whales ejaculate "like two thousand million...
"I’ve never had that kind of experience with anybody… I was a married guy, you know? Standing up there and singing with somebody and going, 'Man, this shouldn’t be happening.' Looking back on that, I was falling in love with her, right there on stage. It was just like this draw to each other. It was just sort of this inevitable chemistry."
Man, I know this kind of stuff happens from time to time, and judgement all depends on how you handle the situation, but I'd be SO MAD if my husba...
Kirsten Dunst has had kind of a weird career trajectory. In the 1990s she maintained this precocious, cherubic child-star vibe (à la Dakota/Elle Fanning), transitioned into making a few teen movies (Bring It On and Crazy/Beautiful, for instance), then started taking weirder, lower-profile roles (Marie Antoinette? Really?) even as she handled Mary Jane Watson duties in all three Spider-Man movies.
After a seemingly interminable career hiatus, she managed to take the best actress award at Cannes...
Did you guys know that it's Cameron Diaz's 39th birthday today? 'Cause it is! Remember when she dated Matt Dillon for, like, the longest time? Yeah, I don't get what every girl growing up in the eighties and nineties saw in him either. But then she dated Justin Timberlake, and I doubt there's a man or woman in the world who'd say that Justin wasn't a good choice, both personally and professionally. She's dating A-Rod now, and that's a head-scratcher to me, but hey. I know this whole post could...
Who's the "mutant actor dad"? [Lainey Gossip]
T.I. is outta jail! [Bossip]
PETA honors Emma Stone and Olivia Wilde. [Starpulse]
The pregnant man wanted to be on DWTS, not Chaz Bono. [TMZ]
Lady Gaga wears a prosthetic penis. [The Blemish]
Stars who are never too old to be goofy. [theBERRY]
Adam Levine thinks singing competitions kind of blow. [Huff Po]
Jason Sudeikis looks awesome with a beard. [INFDaily]
Daryl Hannah was arrested outside the White House. [Hollywood Dame]
Ballad of the horse-faced skinny twits. [Cele|bitchy]...
You know what's real nice? Celebrities who spend their time doing stuff to raise awareness about something important, while investing their finances in a project that's going to help save lives, unlike the antics of vapid twat gnats like those on shows such as Real Housewives and Jersey Shore. It's positively refreshing, isn't it?
From Glamour:
This month the three friends team up to help launch the women’s advocacy project of the year: Five, a series of films about women and breast cance...
I've always been a fan of Katie Holmes' look. She's pretty without being overdone (when she's not being Photoshopped to oblivion), and her overall look is soft and feminine no matter if she's rocking sweats and sweat, or a dress that I'd have to save up for three years in order to purchase. That being said, girlfriend looks absolutely awesome on the October cover of Elle Russia, doesn't she? I mean, she practically looks like she's both in control of her own mind, and making her own career and business decisions! I don't know what kind of newfangled Ph...
Man, just when I thought this story couldn't be more frightening. I saw in my RSS late last night that our boy here was involved in a minor traffic accident earlier yesterday in LA, and my breath caught in my throat - could the savior of modern music, the brilliant innovator of women's perfume, have been injured? Well, thankfully no. But he does apparently have a license to operate a large piece of heavy machinery, in case you happened to still have this boy perpetually stuck at the age of...