“My old website got hacked. Someone issued a ‘coming out’ statement on my behalf. I’m still straight and in love with my girlfriend. But not too straight; I still love musicals, brunch and Doogie Howser.”
Zach Braff, on his Facebook account, explaining recent rumors that he’s gay. His “old website” in question claimed:
“To all my loyal fans, I have been hiding this secret inside me for too long… The human mind can only bare (sic) so much before it explodes in emotions, and well… it is time that I let the world know. I am excited and proud to announce that I am an open member of the homosexual community. This is not news to those closest to me, and I honor that they have kept it a secret for such a long time. This doesn’t change anything. I am still Zach Braff, and I am the same man I’ve always been, gay or not ;)”
There you have it, friends. Totally not gay.
Well maybe just a little bit. But enough to keep his girlfriend interested, so I suppose he’s won all over the place here.
His clothes seem somewhat ill fitting.