I was in the middle of writing up an apology for showing you all these pictures of Hugh Jackman swimming with his cute kids without any kind of story involved before I thought "you know what? No." Because if any additional transaction needs to go on right now, it would be a thank you card delivered straight to my inbox for being enough of a sweetheart to show you these beautiful pictures. And, after all, when have I ever needed an excuse to show you pretty pictures of Hugh Jackman, or any pret...
"What does Spanish good looks have to do with the size of your penis? They're completely different things. Maybe I have the Spanish looks but I have the smallest penis in the world. I'm serious. I grew up with a lot of my friends and all of them lost their virginity with hookers. Not that there's anything wrong with that! They had to pay for it. I wanted to wait for the right girl so I waited until I was 25. I was nervous as shit the first time. Usually the first time is not the best. Mine was...
Did you have to take a moment to take in that headline too? Ok, good, I'm glad I'm not alone in this.
But yeah, Amy Winehouse was in the process of adopting the 10-year-old girl pictured above, and it wasn't just a fleeting notion on her part. Let's just check out the full heartbreaking story from TMZ:
Amy Winehouse was preparing to adopt a 10-year-old girl from the island of St. Lucia, the girl and her grandmother told a British paper today.
The girl -- Dannika Augustine -- says she met th...
Here's Miley's latest body art - it's that little equality sign on her finger there. Isn't that nice? She posted it on her Twitter with the caption "All LOVE is equal." Good going, Miley! This is loads better than that dumb dreamcatcher you have! Congrats!
Ok, everybody, I know that Miley doesn't care what I think about her tattoos. I know this because she ignores my emails, phone calls, post cards, Twitter replies, and that one fax I sent when I was drunk and feeling competent at the library. I know that she has better things to do than worry what a fellow party-lovin' Tennessean has to say ab...
Wasn't little Harper Seven born like a month ago? Oh wait, it hasn't even been a whole month. It's been 20 days. I don't know, maybe after you have four kids that new baby smell wears off more quickly, and you realize that it's high time to start the whole thing over again. It looks like that's the case with David and Victoria Beckham, because they've already put the word out that they need another precious angel:
A little brother or sister for baby Harper?
That's an optimistic possibility, according to dad David Beckham, 36, who's been fawning over the family's 2-we...
How much do we love Kirstie Alley? She's just so sassy nowadays! Even if she's a little delusional or maybe stretches the truth a little about her weight loss, I don't care. She looks great, she's funny for days, and I love her.
Oh, and I don't watch David Letterman's show or anything, but does he always fall just this side of douchey, or is this out of character for him? />
How much do we love Kirstie Alley? She's just so sassy nowadays! Even if she's a little delusional or maybe stretches the truth a little about her weight loss, I don't care. She looks great, she's funny for days, and I love her.
Oh, and I don't watch David Letterman's show or anything, but does he always fall just this side of douchey, or is this out of character for him?...
I've always liked Maroon 5 a little bit, like I bought their first album when it came out because I dug "She Will Be Loved" (and I won't pretend that I didn't clap with joy and sing along enthusiastically when that song came on in the car a few weeks ago), so I guess I've always liked Adam Levine a little bit too. But then The Voice happened, and now I LOVE him. I still only listen to that one song, but I think Adam seems like a neat guy. And then he delivered this point of view on the papa...
I know that, around these parts, everybody's been real excited about Kim Kardashian's wedding. Even when you leave comments like "dear God, please please please never ever talk about the Kardashians ever again," I know it's just because you're so torn inside because you can't fathom the pure, all-encompassing love that you have for these people. And that's why we're soldiering on together.
Oh, and despite what I told you earlier, Kim and her man aren't getting married on Halloween - the date is August 20th. So jot tha...
Earlier this week, I was down at the mall, and in one of the store windows, I saw a onesie. For real. And no, it wasn't at Baby Gap or Gymboree, not at all, it was at the Forever 21. A onesie. For an adult. This kind of thing has got to stop. Rompers need an age limit, Ashley Greene needs to fade into even more obscurity, and I need a drink.
Buckle in, everybody, it's going to be a real fun weekend....
Can I tell you guys something that's just going to blow your mind? Lindsay Lohan
and Paris Hilton have a total of seven mugshots between the two of them. Isn't that just unfathomable?
I had a whole slew of presumably witty things to say about this entire ordeal, but the fact of seven mugshots between two of the trashiest women in Hollywood - hanging out together! Embracing! Merrily consuming libations! - has got me so thrown that I don't even know what to say. The combined powers of Linds...
"He had a rough childhood, so to see what he's become from there, it's amazing. That's why I wanted the picture of him as a child, to capture that certain innocence. It was good having him beside me while we finished. The tattoo is a way of him recognizing somebody loves him."
Kat Von D, on the topic of her most recent tattoo - a rendering of her ex-boyfriend's face as a child. I mean, I'm not going to touch the "[amazing] to see what he's become from there part," because I don't want to tu...
I was in the middle of writing up an apology for showing you all these pictures of Hugh Jackman swimming with his cute kids without any kind of story involved before I thought "you know what? No." Because if any additional transaction needs to go on right now, it would be a thank you card delivered straight to my inbox for being enough of a sweetheart to show you these beautiful pictures. And, after all, when have I ever needed an excuse to show you pretty pictures of Hugh Jackman, or any pret...
"What does Spanish good looks have to do with the size of your penis? They're completely different things. Maybe I have the Spanish looks but I have the smallest penis in the world. I'm serious. I grew up with a lot of my friends and all of them lost their virginity with hookers. Not that there's anything wrong with that! They had to pay for it. I wanted to wait for the right girl so I waited until I was 25. I was nervous as shit the first time. Usually the first time is not the best. Mine was...
Did you have to take a moment to take in that headline too? Ok, good, I'm glad I'm not alone in this.
But yeah, Amy Winehouse was in the process of adopting the 10-year-old girl pictured above, and it wasn't just a fleeting notion on her part. Let's just check out the full heartbreaking story from TMZ:
Amy Winehouse was preparing to adopt a 10-year-old girl from the island of St. Lucia, the girl and her grandmother told a British paper today.
The girl -- Dannika Augustine -- says she met th...
Here's Miley's latest body art - it's that little equality sign on her finger there. Isn't that nice? She posted it on her Twitter with the caption "All LOVE is equal." Good going, Miley! This is loads better than that dumb dreamcatcher you have! Congrats!
Ok, everybody, I know that Miley doesn't care what I think about her tattoos. I know this because she ignores my emails, phone calls, post cards, Twitter replies, and that one fax I sent when I was drunk and feeling competent at the library. I know that she has better things to do than worry what a fellow party-lovin' Tennessean has to say ab...
Wasn't little Harper Seven born like a month ago? Oh wait, it hasn't even been a whole month. It's been 20 days. I don't know, maybe after you have four kids that new baby smell wears off more quickly, and you realize that it's high time to start the whole thing over again. It looks like that's the case with David and Victoria Beckham, because they've already put the word out that they need another precious angel:
A little brother or sister for baby Harper?
That's an optimistic possibility, according to dad David Beckham, 36, who's been fawning over the family's 2-we...
I've always liked Maroon 5 a little bit, like I bought their first album when it came out because I dug "She Will Be Loved" (and I won't pretend that I didn't clap with joy and sing along enthusiastically when that song came on in the car a few weeks ago), so I guess I've always liked Adam Levine a little bit too. But then The Voice happened, and now I LOVE him. I still only listen to that one song, but I think Adam seems like a neat guy. And then he delivered this point of view on the papa...
I know that, around these parts, everybody's been real excited about Kim Kardashian's wedding. Even when you leave comments like "dear God, please please please never ever talk about the Kardashians ever again," I know it's just because you're so torn inside because you can't fathom the pure, all-encompassing love that you have for these people. And that's why we're soldiering on together.
Oh, and despite what I told you earlier, Kim and her man aren't getting married on Halloween - the date is August 20th. So jot tha...
Earlier this week, I was down at the mall, and in one of the store windows, I saw a onesie. For real. And no, it wasn't at Baby Gap or Gymboree, not at all, it was at the Forever 21. A onesie. For an adult. This kind of thing has got to stop. Rompers need an age limit, Ashley Greene needs to fade into even more obscurity, and I need a drink.
Buckle in, everybody, it's going to be a real fun weekend....
Can I tell you guys something that's just going to blow your mind? Lindsay Lohan
and Paris Hilton have a total of seven mugshots between the two of them. Isn't that just unfathomable?
I had a whole slew of presumably witty things to say about this entire ordeal, but the fact of seven mugshots between two of the trashiest women in Hollywood - hanging out together! Embracing! Merrily consuming libations! - has got me so thrown that I don't even know what to say. The combined powers of Linds...
"He had a rough childhood, so to see what he's become from there, it's amazing. That's why I wanted the picture of him as a child, to capture that certain innocence. It was good having him beside me while we finished. The tattoo is a way of him recognizing somebody loves him."
Kat Von D, on the topic of her most recent tattoo - a rendering of her ex-boyfriend's face as a child. I mean, I'm not going to touch the "[amazing] to see what he's become from there part," because I don't want to tu...