I’m sure you’re positively foaming at the mouth to know what Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston have been up to together, but fear not: People‘s got exclusive sources that are ready and willing to sacrifice it all, follow the new couple around, and report it to one of the biggest pop culture publications, all courtesy of Jennifer Aniston’s checkbook.
From People:
The couple were spotted dining at New York’s Il Cantinori Saturday night with Aniston’s friend and Horrible Bosses costar Jason Bateman and his wife Amanda Anka.
Enjoying Grey Goose cocktails, Aniston, 42, started with an arugula salad and shared a pasta course with Theroux. Then it was chicken paillard for her and branzino for him.
At one point, Theroux showed Bateman his inked torso, which the waiter also complimented. Aniston herself is new to the world of tattoos, showing off her first during a walk in N.Y.C. Friday.
After sorbets, the couples headed out – hugging goodbye before Aniston and Theroux were seen strolling down 10th Street arm-in-arm.
So, we get it. Jen and Justin are blissfully happy, and they’re taking it to the streets and shouting it from the mountaintops and whatever. They want you to know that they’re just SO serious that Justin convinced Jennifer to get her first tattoo. Hell’s bells. My question, not to get too heavy, is “where’s the slut-shaming that Angelina Jolie went through years ago now that the exact same situation has unfolded for Aniston?” It’s baffling. Getting involved with someone when you’re married isn’t cool, and involving yourself with a married person is just as not cool. So how is it any different this time around? It’s not, OK?
I give Jen a lot of flack, because I think she’s been a spineless, wishy-washy wannabe-martyr for the last decade, but this is the complete, unbiased truth: I guess it really IS a horse of a different color when it’s you, yourself.
Now. If I EVER … EVER have to hear one more word about the devastation that poor widdle Jennifer Aniston suffered through at Angelina Jolie‘s masterful hands, I might well punch myself in the face.
As for Justin, this guy’s probably just happy that he’s got his very own category on Evil Beet now. Go dude. Do your thing.
It would be like getting a blow job from an ashtray.
I want to reach through my laptop’s screen and untuck Jennifer Aniston’s shirt for her. Jen! People with tattoos don’t tuck their blouses into their tailored, belted jeans! Argh
First of all, her new boyfriend is wearing a beret, so that makes him a douche right off the bat.
Second, I don’t believe he was married to his long-time girlfriend. Maybe he neglected to tell her he was now boning Aniston, but that’s him being a dick, she’s not responsible for his personal life.
Yeah, I mean, I gotta go with the Chuckster on this. The difference is that the dude with the beret wasn’t married. Brad Bitt was. Angelina knew it…and while it’s not cool to even go after another woman’s boyfriend, it’s vastly different when you’re married.
he looks like my x that i found in bed with another girl. she wasn’t even cute.
So did anyone else notice the invisible man next to Jen? WTF?
Seriously… Jennifer handled her divorce with dignity and poise and that makes her a martyr, hardly. She loved Brad and that kind of love is hard to conceal so that makes her a martyr, certainly not. Brad was the one that started negative rumors about Jennifer to justify his actions.
Fortunately they have all moved on with new lives and I wish Jennifer a beautiful life with Justin. God bless them both ????