It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address! (Oh, and check your email for your winner’s notice, too, OK?)
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Jason Bateman photo: Beet Czar
“Don’t squeeze my nuts, don’t squeeze my nuts … damn, I squeezed my nuts!”
First runner-up: Jason Lesnick
“Why are these so hard to open, we’re not even on an airplane!!!”
Second runner-up: Paul W.
“Don’t laugh, don’t laugh, don’t laugh. It’s just a fat kid on crutches.”
Congrats to Beet Czar! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!
Crap, what was that joke I do about Burger King again? Sweet and sour sour sauce in my… Sweet and sour sauce in my….
“Hey Dunn, I left my phone in the bar. I’ll drive myself.”
Is it too soon?
“Hm. Whose joke should I steal today. Demetri Martin? No, he does them better. Louis CK? No, his jokes are too smart for me. Ooh! Chris Rock! I wonder if anyone will notice me using his Black jokes…”
“I think I parked over there, but did I?…I’m too thunk to drink right now. Damn”
“you know what…*shakes finger up and down*…I don’t even know what just happened!”
“Are you the hooker I called? I need to get change before we go to the room, unless your worth the whole dollar”
OMG!!!!!!!! I think i just overpaid that hooker.Should i go back and ask for change.
“God, I’m even less funny walking down the street contemplating trivial occurences than I am talking about trivial occurences in my stand-up.”
*Occurrences ! Damn.
Hey steve (he he he) pull my finger.
Uh-oh was that a fart or did I just s— my pants?