It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address! (Oh, and check your email for your winner’s notice, too, OK?)
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s President Obama photo:
Sophie
“By his sixth Guinness, Obama was ready to lead the way in an ill-timed but rousing rendition of the Star Spangled Banner.”
First runner-up: Lindsay
“I did NOT swallow.”
Second runner-up: Von
“Beer: $4.75
Trip to Ireland: $ 10,000.00
Man doing something to the president from behind: priceless.”
Congrats to Sophie, and for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!
I need to sit down…Wait is she..? Kid, is she in my seat!?
Why is she always stealing my spotlight
Why does she always try to steal my date?
SOON.
Bitch, I can make you move with jolts of electricity outta my eyes. Now get the fuck out my way.
Bitch stole my seat
In that moment she knew that the only way she was getting her seat back was over the body of that dead bitch.
Extensions…too…heavy…how does J.Lo do it?
“Ugh. I wish they would’ve sat me next to J. Lo. I hate Pauly Shore.”
You’d better recognize bitch!
This must be from “The Saint 2” with Val Kilmer in disguise like that.
hey what is she doing in my seat
Bitch stole my talent
Smells like ass around here! Where’s J.LO?
if i could only get a little better look…. what are the chances J.Lo’s got naked pictures of herself on her phone? Who’s the wrinkly old girl giving the stink eye to?
Curly Haired Guy: “Holy fuck, I can read J Lo’s texts from over hear…damnit are they in spanish?”
Dat ass!!!! >;D
Oh, you just had to show the nerd your naked pics.
Is the Jennifer? Whoa, she is showing him………. OMG!
You let him do that to you!?
THE OMEN VI – Eyeliner meltdown.
Not only is she stealing my thunder but this kid next to me keeps looking at my rack
Don’t be fooled by the locks that I got / I’ll kill I’ll kill Jenny from the back / Used to hate a little now I hate a lot / No matter where I go I know where I came from … I’M THE POSH !!!
is that a sandwich? or is it a picture of a sandwich? why can she eat and i caaaaaaaan’t???
I wonder if she’s gonna start crying if I tell her she’s in my damn seat
“B*tch, in case you didn’t know…I’m a mutha f*ckin’ spice girl dammit!”
“Most beatiful woman in the world…. my ass”. ” Although I do wish I had her ass”
Okay! Now this is war.
i am the gatekeeper. r u the keymaster?
That’s the bitch who stole my Geeksquad tech! Now I can’t figure out my smartphone!
“Does this baby make my ass look fat? It still can’t be as big as hers right?
Andy Dick Kilmer is clearly more famous than his parents these days.
Seriously, anorexia is gettin’ the better of me. Gotta tell Becks to insure my ass for 1m to keep up with Jen I do. Maybe Ali G’ll help.
That is…the Most beautiful woman? I starve to death…I should have a reward, like a burger or something…she eats and she get’s the whole Most beautiful woman plus can stand the weight of her own head without bending over? kill me now!
Bitch! I was Jenny from the block WAY before you!
Seriously? All these proposed captions suck. Where’s the creativity?
Easy, then make a CREATIVE one yourself. COMMON SENSE PEOPLE!!!