But don’t take it like I think she’s clean or anything – she probably just substituted her daily thousand-calorie alcoholic beverages with a few extra bumps of coke and that’s why she looks like this now. I’m sure, in a few months when the numbness of her gums wear off, we’ll see girlfriend put some major water weight back on. I’m confident.
In the meantime, expect to see lots of nipple-flashing, tooth losing, down and dirty fun, courtesy of the Original Late-Nineties Party Girl, Tara Reid, ’cause that’s just what coke does to this bitch.
What do you reckon is in that big old bag of hers?
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