Jessie Spano Wrote a Book, Has Some Explaining to Do

I know, I know – it’s ‘Elizabeth Berkley,’ or whatever, but from my fond-ass memories, she’ll remain the perfect, AC Slater-loving Jessie Spano probably for the rest of my life. Unless, of course, she does another horrible life-of-a-stripper movie, and then I might be forced to reneg on that whole ‘perfect’ thing for another few years.

But anyway, girlfriend wrote a book and did a signing and all I can think about is that one episode of Saved by the Bell where she gets addicted to caffeine pills as a means of doing all of her schoolwork and meeting her social obligations on time.

Judging by the looks of these photos, her friends at Bayside need to stage an immediate intervention – it looks like Jessie’s back on the smack again.