I’m just joshin’ with that headline. Of course Lindsay Lohan didn’t have a great Sunday, she probably hasn’t had a great Sunday since 2004. She had a horrible Sunday, arguably the most horrible Sunday one can imagine. What happened to her, you might be wondering. And the answer to that is that Michael Lohan happened to her. Scary, right?
What happened was Lindsay was just hanging out in her home yesterday, being just so sober and responsible when ol’ Crazy Lohan, Sr. tried to break in. Lindsay understandably didn’t want any part of this, but that didn’t stop Michael from trying to get in, trying to get a peek inside, and banging on her windows. Our girl didn’t budge though, and eventually Michael had to go assault some ladies or something and wandered off on his own. No one called the cops.
I can’t decide what’s more terrifying, to have Michael Lohan trying to break into your house or being the spawn of Michael Lohan. Thoughts?