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Katy Perry Covers Rebecca Black, Flashes Her Vagina in The Process

Last night Katy Perry sang her rendition of Rebecca Black's "hit" song "Friday" during a concert in Melbourne, and it was just straight-up weird. First of all, you cannot tell me that this girl has a good voice live. Sure, she's got an impressive range, but what good does that do her if her actual tone is awful? It just seems like she's got this great big voice and no real sense of style. Secondly, speaking of style, I was so distracted by the split up the front of her dress and that the diaper-ish bikini bottoms underneath kept popping ...

Amber Portwood’s Driving Around a Car That Says “Whore” On It

Teen Mom's Amber Portwood has had a rough couple of years and the recent vandalism on her Ford Taurus is just another thing to add to her list. First she, you know, became a teen mom, then she and her baby daddy wound up in jail and then she had some nude photos of herself leaked. Oh, and there's that really unfortunate tattoo she got, too. I'm sure she probably wanted to kill herself when she pulled up to her mother's house and saw that her car was spray painted with words like "whore," "slut," and "fucker." RadarOnline has all the photos of the damage, which I've grift...

Chace Crawford Has Taught Us All Why You Never Want to Get Caught With Weed in Texas

Chace Crawford was able to strike a deal in court today regarding the case against him that started after a Plano, Texas cop found him sitting in a car with a joint last summer. The Gossip Girl actor kinda got the book thrown at him considering all he in his possession was one measly doobie, which is a good or bad thing, depending on whether or not you think celebrities are never fairly judged in court or if the good green offends you. The deal is this: If Chace does 24 hours of community service (something that someone at his level of fame should be doing anyway,) reports to a probation ...

Hilarious Leak of Raw Christina Aguilera Recording (Listen Before It’s Taken Down!)

Let's be super clear about one thing: Christina Aguilera is one hell of a crazy-ass bitch, but the girl can sing. If you think she can't sing, then you need to get your head/ears checked immediately. You should also consider adopting some sort of small animal, because it'll teach you how to love and open up your heart and maybe be less of a crazy person yourself. Now that we've sorted that out, listen to this leaked version of her new song, "You Lost Me," that's so raw that you can actually hear her say at the 5:17 mark, "Awful." Like, the ...

One Part of The Royal Wedding I Can Get Behind: The Cake

I told you the other day that I was so fed up with Royal Wedding fever that I was basically annoyed to the point of petty anger, but here's one aspect of the whole shebang that I'm willing to concentrate on: THE CAKE, Y'ALL. Personally, I get sick of cake after a bite or two, but a well-made pastry ain't nothing to scoff at, and this delicacy? It's fit for a future king and his bride, that's for damn sure. The flavor was William's favorite chocolate biscuit cake (once again, Kate's prefer...

For Only $1,000, You Could Meet The Shell of a Human That is Britney Spears

Remember how earlier this week I told you that you can see Britney Spears live for anywhere between $99 and $999? Well, if you're one of the eleven people on the planet earth rich and crazy enough to buy the highest priced tickets, you also get the bonus of meeting the totally crazy former pop princess in person! Score! I'd like to take a moment to remind everyone (especially you, Lisa Loeb) that it's 2011, Britney Spears is freakin' crazy and the apocalypse is going to hit before we all k...

Love It or Leave It: Rihanna’s Red Beehive

OK, so I am now totally on board with Rihanna's bright red hair and I'm really on board with her meeting music legend David Bowie, but I know there's gotta be at least a handful of you out there who are still looking at this flamin' 'do like, "Girl, WHAT?!" There are a couple of angles to check out in the gallery, so please click through and let me know your thoughts in the comments. And P.S. - if you haven't heard this "What's My Name?"/Jack and Diane" mash-up, you're totally missing ou...

Selena Gomez Thinks Bipolar Disorder is Cute, Trendy

I was just reading this interview with Selena Gomez where they asked her what it's like dating pop sensation Justin Bieber and dealing with his haters and juggling her work schedule with all of that, and are you ready for what she said? It's a doozy. "I am sure I have some sense of bipolar-ness. I wake up happy then I turn to sadness on a dime. It's crazy but I do enjoy all of it right now." Some sort of bipolar-ness? Hmmm, is that a dig at her former BFF Demi Lovato or just one of the most in...

Friday Fun: I Figured Out How To Make You All Millionaires

You know how the National Enquirer is always running headlines like, "Woman Sees Face of Jesus in a Dorito?" OK, well, I have a feeling that there's going to be a lot more headlines like that after watching this video on how to make a Grilled Cheesus. That's right: A grilled cheese sandwich with the face of our Lord and Savior. Fine, the face of the guy that my grandmother used to tell me was my Lord and Savior before I went to college and stopped believing in anything having to do with organized religion. Sorry, Katy Perry's mom. This vide...

Afternoon Delight

photo of prince harry royal wedding pictures photos hot William and Kate leave in an Aston Martin. Way to be Bond, dude. [Lainey Gossip] Diddy just can't admit that he sucks. [TMZ] Some of the hottest celebrities in their birthday suits. [Bossip] Nicole Richie in a bikini: blah or boo-yah? [The Blemish] Cee-lo filming at Caesar's Palace? [Caught on Set] Ooh, More royal kisses! [LA Times] Oh snap, Bristol versus Sarah? [Popbytes] Prince Harry: officially the world's most eligible bachelor. [Cele|bitchy] David Beckham outshined...

Prince Harry: The Real Belle of the Ball

A photo of Prince Harry I know, I know, it's Prince William and Princess Kate's special day, but let's just be real for one hot second. It's true that for today and for the immediate future (and, you know, whenever William becomes king), that most eyes are on the newlyweds. But really, the one with real staying power, the one with intrigue, rugged good looks, and gorgeous hair? That's Prince Harry.  And he deserves his own gallery too. Below are pictures of Harry from today's wedding and throughout the years, back until I felt too pervy to ogle the guy.  There's something for everyone there - whet...

So I Guess American Idol Took Away My One Reason to Live

Well, I guess in my heart I knew that I couldn't count on American Idol voters to recognize true talent, otherworldy beauty, and effortless grace, so I knew this was coming sooner or later. But that doesn't mean it didn't hurt when Casey Abrams was eliminated last night.  I didn't even get to watch the show - I was too wrapped up in my Rocky Horror Picture Show sing-along with my dogs (side note: they were somehow way unimpressed by my rendition of "I'm Going Home") - and the guilt over that gets me jus...
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