Totally classy, Michael Lohan. I mean, completely.
Lohan, who’s living with, or staying with another chick after the three that beat up, kicked in the crotch, and took nude photos of, was arrested last night for assaulting said lady:
“Mr. Lohan was arrested after we received a call around 9 p.m. regarding a domestic dispute. He was detained after he was spotted walking on the street near our station. He showed no signs of intoxication that I’m aware of and has been cooperative.”
Of course he wasn’t drunk. Michael Lohan’s sober, you guys. Michael Lohan would probably never do something like this under the influence these days. He just operates on straight fucking crazy, and that’s why he’s been cooperative – because he knows he’s totally lost his shit.
Michael Lohan is a disgusting human being, flat out, and any woman who would KNOWINGLY get involved with him after all of his forcible jaunts have appeared in the newspapers and online and, well, fuck, pretty much everywhere, is just as stupid and as crazy and reckless as this demented schmuck is, too.
What a piece of trash.