When I was much, much younger, and the knowledge that TWO GIRLS played the part of Michelle on one of my favorite shows, Full House, was not yet known to me, I thought that the poor, troll-looking little girl in the show had just the WEIRDEST, LONGEST name ever. I mean, ‘Mary-Kate Ashley Olsen’? Didn’t exactly have a ring to it and I used to roll my eyes dramatically whenever I’d see the credits.
See? Even back then, at the tender age of seven or whatever, I was a snarky bitch, but I’ll admit – I was probably every bit as troll-looking as Mary-Kate and Ashley are today were back then, too.
So here we have Mary-Kate lurking in the streets of New York, looking like she raided a reduced-for-final-sale bargain bin at the Alfred Dunner outlet, and of course, I hate it, even as the ghost of my dearly departed grandmother stands behind me and knuckleballs the back of my head for taking the name of Alfred Dunner in vain.
Sorry, MK. Can’t win ’em all.
She is so ECCENTRIC, which is a old-world word often used to describe old people. She seems strangely old.
At least, because of the shades, we aren’t being treated to the wide eyed prune pucker that is SO SO irritating… (I mean do those two actually think the wide-eyed prune pucker is appealing???)
There’s my snark for the day…
wtf is wrong with her?
She looks ridiculous. The antithesis of stylish.
Both of my grandmothers dressed better than this.