This is for all my fellow Real World/Road Rules die hards. Abram Boise AKA Abe from Road Rules: South Pacific was arrested in my home state of Massachusetts yesterday for public urination and that's just where his long, bodily fluid filled adventure began.
From TMZ:
...law enforcement sources tell us he peed on the floor of the cell, was moved to a second one, and then he pooped in his hand and smeared it all over the wall of the second cell.
In case you give a crap, Abram is schedul...
Homosexuals should officially be allowed to wed - because Amber Portwood's tying the knot. [The Superficial]
Helena Bonham Carter apparently had a stroke of some sort. [Lainey Gossip]
Charlie Sheen isn't a drug addict, he's actually just insane. [Celebrity Smack Blog]
Lady Gaga's new 'Born This Way' video is predictably bland. [Earsucker]
New Dancing With the Stars cast announced! [TMZ]
So let's talk some more about how TRULY FUCKING AWFUL James Franco and Anne Hathaway were as Oscar host...
Taylor Momsen wore this charming top with the declaration "I FUCK FOR SATAN" scrawled across it to a The Pretty Reckless gig in Toronto over the weekend. I'm surprised she's not above wearing a statement tee, to be honest. I thought the whole, "I partake in sexual activity with the devil" was like, assumed at this point.
Ugh. I used to defend this girl. Now I just wish someone will take away her copy of The Runaways and give her a bath.
[gallery columns="4"]...
We already knew that Justin Bieber recently went into a LA mall and left with several large bags of Victoria's Secret merchandise, but now an entire flower shop? Damn. Either Selena Gomez is holding out or she's on some "Yeezy Taught Me" shit.
According to PopEater via TMZ, Justin called in such a large order into a florist that she had to use every last flower in her shop to fill it. Apparently Justin's goal was to pack Selena's LA home with flowers "just because."
Aw, that's actually pretty sweet.
And you know, ...
How 'bout them Oscars? I didn't watch it - did you guys know that Netflix just added all the seasons of Roseanne to watch instantly? - but as you should know by now, I spend the wee hours of Monday morning sifting through celebrity tweets, looking for thematic links between relevant celebrities so you guys can be kept in the loop, and lucky for all of us, all people want to talk about right now are last night's awards. I'm going to show you guys some tweets from a few of my very favorite dudes, and ...
I promised myself that this would not turn into a post about my obsession with Adrien Brody, and after only rewriting it FOUR TIMES, guys, I'm pleased to say that this post is not about Adrien Brody at all - it's about the discomfort some celebrities feel when being confronted by other celebrities in public where there's cameras at every angle and inch to catch their reactions. Just look at Sandra Bullock being approached by Mick Jagger - you know boyfriend wants a piece of it, but Sandra's...
Ah, the Oscars. A pretty valid reason to sit on the sofa, stuff your face with bad food and good booze, and feel sorry for yourself for sucking so hard at life that you didn't end up to be the actress or comedian that you wanted to be, all the while thanking your lucky stars that you don't have to sit through uncomfortable, staged awards shows for hours at a clip, pretending to like those seated at your table when all you really want to do is reach over and really fuck up some expensive hair e...
Justin Timberlake: totally banging Mila Kunis. [The Superficial]
Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber: ALL OVER one another at post-Oscar party. [Socialite Life]
Snooki slams Regis. [The Frisky]
Want to see Lady Gaga in a close, intimate setting? [popbytes]
Is Justin Bieber going to star in G.I. Joe II? [Pajiba]
Charlie Sheen passed a drug test or something. [Cele|Bitchy]
Some EPIC Britney news! [Amy Grindhouse]
There is NO WAY this woman is 46. [CityRag]
Exclusive insid...
Every year I wind up accidentally live Tweeting the Oscars. It's that cheap champagne/loud mouth tendencies/self-important celebrities on parade combo that gets me every single time.
This year, I've decided to commit to it. I just ate a piece of barbecue chicken, I have white wine chillin' in the fridge (Two Buck Chuck 'til I die) and I've invited my good friend and fellow bloglady Marrisa A. Ross over to join in the fun.
Feel free to follow my Twitter account, as well as Marissa's, if you...
"I am on a drug. It's called 'Charlie Sheen!'"
I'm sorry, you guys, I couldn't resist. Charlie Sheen is just so on fire right now. This beautiful man just did his first televised interview since his life fell apart this last time - part of the interview is going to be on Good Morning America on Monday and then there's going to be a 20/20 on Tuesday night with the whole thing - and judging by TMZ's promo, it's going to be a spectacular event in television. Don't get me wrong, this ...
I used a photo of Rihanna because ... I mean, she'd obviously win in this battle, right? I don't know, I'm super bad at fights and arguments and anything remotely aggressive, so you guys can check out these ladies' Twitter fight and let me know the victor.
It all started when Ciara went on E!'s Fashion Police and said "I ran into her recently at a party. She wasn't the nicest," of Rihanna. She continued with "It's crazy, because I've always loved and respected what she's done in fashion...
This is for all my fellow Real World/Road Rules die hards. Abram Boise AKA Abe from Road Rules: South Pacific was arrested in my home state of Massachusetts yesterday for public urination and that's just where his long, bodily fluid filled adventure began.
From TMZ:
...law enforcement sources tell us he peed on the floor of the cell, was moved to a second one, and then he pooped in his hand and smeared it all over the wall of the second cell.
In case you give a crap, Abram is schedul...
Homosexuals should officially be allowed to wed - because Amber Portwood's tying the knot. [The Superficial]
Helena Bonham Carter apparently had a stroke of some sort. [Lainey Gossip]
Charlie Sheen isn't a drug addict, he's actually just insane. [Celebrity Smack Blog]
Lady Gaga's new 'Born This Way' video is predictably bland. [Earsucker]
New Dancing With the Stars cast announced! [TMZ]
So let's talk some more about how TRULY FUCKING AWFUL James Franco and Anne Hathaway were as Oscar host...
Taylor Momsen wore this charming top with the declaration "I FUCK FOR SATAN" scrawled across it to a The Pretty Reckless gig in Toronto over the weekend. I'm surprised she's not above wearing a statement tee, to be honest. I thought the whole, "I partake in sexual activity with the devil" was like, assumed at this point.
Ugh. I used to defend this girl. Now I just wish someone will take away her copy of The Runaways and give her a bath.
[gallery columns="4"]...
We already knew that Justin Bieber recently went into a LA mall and left with several large bags of Victoria's Secret merchandise, but now an entire flower shop? Damn. Either Selena Gomez is holding out or she's on some "Yeezy Taught Me" shit.
According to PopEater via TMZ, Justin called in such a large order into a florist that she had to use every last flower in her shop to fill it. Apparently Justin's goal was to pack Selena's LA home with flowers "just because."
Aw, that's actually pretty sweet.
And you know, ...
How 'bout them Oscars? I didn't watch it - did you guys know that Netflix just added all the seasons of Roseanne to watch instantly? - but as you should know by now, I spend the wee hours of Monday morning sifting through celebrity tweets, looking for thematic links between relevant celebrities so you guys can be kept in the loop, and lucky for all of us, all people want to talk about right now are last night's awards. I'm going to show you guys some tweets from a few of my very favorite dudes, and ...
I promised myself that this would not turn into a post about my obsession with Adrien Brody, and after only rewriting it FOUR TIMES, guys, I'm pleased to say that this post is not about Adrien Brody at all - it's about the discomfort some celebrities feel when being confronted by other celebrities in public where there's cameras at every angle and inch to catch their reactions. Just look at Sandra Bullock being approached by Mick Jagger - you know boyfriend wants a piece of it, but Sandra's...
Ah, the Oscars. A pretty valid reason to sit on the sofa, stuff your face with bad food and good booze, and feel sorry for yourself for sucking so hard at life that you didn't end up to be the actress or comedian that you wanted to be, all the while thanking your lucky stars that you don't have to sit through uncomfortable, staged awards shows for hours at a clip, pretending to like those seated at your table when all you really want to do is reach over and really fuck up some expensive hair e...
Justin Timberlake: totally banging Mila Kunis. [The Superficial]
Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber: ALL OVER one another at post-Oscar party. [Socialite Life]
Snooki slams Regis. [The Frisky]
Want to see Lady Gaga in a close, intimate setting? [popbytes]
Is Justin Bieber going to star in G.I. Joe II? [Pajiba]
Charlie Sheen passed a drug test or something. [Cele|Bitchy]
Some EPIC Britney news! [Amy Grindhouse]
There is NO WAY this woman is 46. [CityRag]
Exclusive insid...
Every year I wind up accidentally live Tweeting the Oscars. It's that cheap champagne/loud mouth tendencies/self-important celebrities on parade combo that gets me every single time.
This year, I've decided to commit to it. I just ate a piece of barbecue chicken, I have white wine chillin' in the fridge (Two Buck Chuck 'til I die) and I've invited my good friend and fellow bloglady Marrisa A. Ross over to join in the fun.
Feel free to follow my Twitter account, as well as Marissa's, if you...
"I am on a drug. It's called 'Charlie Sheen!'"
I'm sorry, you guys, I couldn't resist. Charlie Sheen is just so on fire right now. This beautiful man just did his first televised interview since his life fell apart this last time - part of the interview is going to be on Good Morning America on Monday and then there's going to be a 20/20 on Tuesday night with the whole thing - and judging by TMZ's promo, it's going to be a spectacular event in television. Don't get me wrong, this ...
I used a photo of Rihanna because ... I mean, she'd obviously win in this battle, right? I don't know, I'm super bad at fights and arguments and anything remotely aggressive, so you guys can check out these ladies' Twitter fight and let me know the victor.
It all started when Ciara went on E!'s Fashion Police and said "I ran into her recently at a party. She wasn't the nicest," of Rihanna. She continued with "It's crazy, because I've always loved and respected what she's done in fashion...