Oh dude if there were ever a bigger sadwreck than Jessica Simpson. I dig the girl, I do – but her life just keeps getting sadder and sadder under the guise of the down-home bliss of singing for chili cookoffs, getting engaged to former F-list sports stars, and being dumped time after time after time for women who look much like her, but are just, ahem, the upgrade.
I mean, come on. This is not the face of a happy-go-lucky girl that has the world at her feet.
Drinking your woes away won’t bring back 1998, Jess, nor will it make you more universally appealing to your financial leech/loser boyfriend, whateverthefuckhisnameis. Find another way to dull the pain, girlfriend.
i don’t understand what this article is about… ??? was she dumped by her fiance? or are you just commenting on these photo of her?
i think she’s pointing how how drunk jessica is and how sad her life is but i could be wrong.
i guess that makes sense… but don’t we all get drunk?? and who ever looks good when photographed at random while drunk?? i guess we are just supposed to turn a normal event into a jessica-bashing one…
I didn’t understand the post either.
I thought Jess looked good in these pics, all things considered.
And I thought that her fiance came from money? Obviously Jess makes millions more, but he’s well off.
nb4 EBD says: “I would drink her bath water.”
I would drink her drunk-ass bath water.
Hello Girlfriend…if you only the truth then truth would set us all free..look beyond the photos and see the light! Wishing love and light to all! Mom
I think she looks OK and who hasn’t got sh*tfaced, staggering drunk? Cut her some slack will ya!!!
omg she does not look ok
maby she should stop drinkin
or stop deep throating