Oh Nicole Richie. What have you done? You were looking, like, so classy for the longest time and now you look like a backwoods hussy that used a lemon juice-peroxide mixture to lighten your hair while sitting on your plastic lawn furniture with your swollen ankles soaking in a kiddie pool.
Not cool, girl. Not cool.
You couldn’t have said it better!
There’s something so magical about her, I don’t know what it is.
She makes me penis invert itself in fear and horror – she’s who I think of when I am walking around with a boner. Which is quite often.
She scares me…