Ah celebrities and their inseparable Twitter accounts. I actually kind of hate Twitter, myself. I think it’s the height of narcissism, which is probably why so many celebrities dig it so much that they can’t go ten minutes without an update (‘Chopping broccoli.’ ‘Eating broccoli.’ ‘Oh man, broccoli was a bad idea, guys’). Thanks for that.
But luckily for us, once a tweet is out there, no amount of deleting and clearing of caches will allow us to un-see it – hence nude photos, scary kabuki-like makeup-free faces, and generally stupid comments that just can’t be taken back.
Here we have Sarah Silverman, one of my least favorite celebrities, showing off her own brand of piss-and-shit humor, talking about menstruation:
And then we have Tyrese, who comes across like he’s never been on a date with a girl in his life:
And finally, Tom Green. I’ll leave it at that.
Let me break it down here: Sarah? You’re not funny. OK, OK – that particular tweet was. But the rest of them? Really kind of suck. Tyrese – I FART. Incidentally, and on a related note, I SHIT, TOO. What you know about that, boyfriend? And Tom Green. Damn, dude. … Wait, Tom who?
Weigh in on the comments as to who you’re amused by on a daily basis – if, you know, you’re a loser like me who follows celebrities on Twitter – and get your favorites featured on Celebrity Tweet of the Day!