

Kim Kardashian, who at one time seemed pretty embarrassed about the nude photos she took for Playboy a couple years back, has posed in the buff again, this time for W Magazine's Art Issue. However, much like her Playboy photos, these pics are pretty classy. She's covered from the neck down in silver body paint and showing just about everything, but her make up is flawless and her body looks beautiful. And she's blocking her vadge with her hand, thank God.
I bet Amber Portwood is lovin' this!
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Anne Hathaway's stylist must be in rehab or something because no trained professional would have ever let their client leave the house in this get up. The silky polka-dotted and embellished pants paired with the cropped sweater and the absolutely fucking ridiculous neckpiece she has on is just too too much. Any one of those pieces paired with more simple garments would have been fine, but together? She looks like a blind woman who just got a new bag of donation clothing and couldn't wait to wear them all...
People look all sorts of different places for inspiration. Some people turn to religion, some people turn to substance abuse. Whatever it is, everyone has a muse of sorts that guides them to a higher level of consciousness. In lieu of the more traditional methods, I'd like to suggest that we as a people start turning to Twitter for such pursuits. I mean, have you guys ever settled in and read through Kanye's Twitter? It may be the closest I've ever come to transcendence.
This week, let...
This is the dude that was chosen for the newest role of Superman. [The Superficial]
The latest on Charlie Sheen: he thinks you're a turd. [The Superficial]
Nicole Kidman for Harper's Bazaar Australia - girlfriend is SMOKING. [Amy Grindhouse]
The SAG Awards after parties ... always a hoot. [TooFab]
What's going to happen to Two and a Half Men now? [TMZ]
Jack Nicholson doesn't worry about your wrinkles. [Celebitchy]...
Davey, who was in rehab for "alcohol and other issues," has formally been released from rehab, his rep claims.
However, thirty days of "rehab" was apparently a cakewalk that involved drinking, burlesque shows, and hanging out with your bros, and it didn't result to much more than a continual appreciation for the hotspots that helped wreck your marriage, Dave.
Arquette's rep had this to say:
"He has competed his treatment and has left. [David is] in great spirits. He's feeling good and he's ready to move forward. [He is also] concentrating on...
"I wanted to be able to tell everybody because I was so excited about her. We just decided this was our thing together. It kind of just perpetuated itself ... [And] it protects her and it protects everyone in the situation."
So Kidman and husband, Keith Urban, had a child born via surrogate at the end of December, if you hadn't already heard, and kudos to them for keeping something this big a secret, right? I guess, though, when you use a surrogate, or adopt, like Sandra Bullock, you don't hav...
But I know a lot of people don't care too much, because, like, between the Golden Globes, the Oscars, and the Academy Awards, it's all pretty much the same. I, myself, couldn't be bothered, but it was only because I was in MOVING HELL this past weekend and all of last night. Seriously? I feel pillaged. My belongings are strewn all hither thither and non, and I cannot find a fucking thing to wear. Right now I'm in sneakers, bright blue utility pants, and a long-sleeved green tye-dyed shirt, ...
Britney's assistant got married yesterday in Miami, and guess who she picked to be her maid of honor? At least it looks like Britney managed to get her weave under control for the special occasion.
While I think it's sweet that Britney stepped up for her assistant, I can't help but wonder about the girl who chooses Britney to be her maid of honor. Can't you just imagine her telling handsy groomsmen to "kiss my lily white southern Louisiana ass" and making this face when the bartender cuts her off during the reception? I don't know about you guys,...
Could it be Justin Timberlake confirming that his relationship with Jessica Biel is a sham, as many of us already believed? Could it be Drew Lachey, father of two and brother of Nick Lachey, that well-known poonmonger (can one sibling mong all the poon from another? Not as in cockblocking, but as in parasitically in the womb or during early childhood? Let's research that one). Or it could it be another boy from the hoards of bands who is following in the footsteps of Ricky Martin and Lance Bass?
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Ok, but to be fair and to spread the blame evenly, it was Diddy and his ex-girlfriend. Oh, and also Rodney King.
This is all according to a lady named Valerie Joyce Wilson Turks. Val also claims that Diddy is the father of her 23-year-old son, Cornelius. She's suing the rapper for child support and loss of income to the tune of a trillion dollars. Literally, that's the amount she's going for, a trillion dollars.
As if that wasn't enough damage, Diddy also swiped a super valuable poker chip from poor Valerie:
"I won a lot of money at th...