She even posted some pictures of it on her Twitter! Do you recognize it? If not, don’t worry, because Brandy explains that it’s Ganesh, “Egyptian god! Remover of all obstacles.” If you’re the highfalutin type (like one of Brandy’s followers), you might point out that Ganesh is a Hindu god, not an Egyptian one, but you can keep that to yourself, because we’re not going to rain on Brandy’s parade.
Except we kind of are, because I’m sorry, but I think it’s ill-advised to get a tattoo of a god you might not fully understand, especially if that tattoo can be said to look like a dick. If I were Brandy’s friend, I’d have been like “girl, we can make this worthwhile for a little bit with Spider-Man web shooter jokes, but maybe just check out Wikipedia some more and sleep on it a little longer.” And I would do it out of pure love, because I’d know that whenever I got urges to get a tattoo of floppy-haired teenage Jesus riding a unicorn over a rainbow or a human centipede with Hitler, Stalin, and Mussolini, she’d say the same thing to me. Real imaginary friends sometimes have to do the hard thing because it’s the right thing.
Ganesh is an indian god!
uh did you even do any research before posting your comment?
one quick google search tells you that ganesh is a hindu god and hindu IS indian.
Right. Indian, not Egyptian.
This is probably the funniest post I’ve seen you write. Nice job!
Lovely post.
And I agree. I think that Ganesh is an admirable deity to have tattooed onto your arm . . . but not if you are not even familiar with said deity’s pantheon of origin.
That’s not even “research” . . . that’s just . . . common knowledge. Perhaps she was distracted and typed Egyptian by mistake?
Looks like Wangesh to me!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!! This was the best post I have read all day! Good job Evil Beet! Hilarious!
i agree with stacey and, uh, satan. this made me LOLLL
I, too, haha’d. But in that white-knuckled oh-my-god-oh-my-god way.
Gorgeous tattoo and all, but yeesh. Serious foul, Norwood. Good thing that woman’s confidence is unflagging — I’d crawl into a hole.
P.S. excellent use of “highfalutin”
Wow, so when I read the caption about Brady getting a tattoo I immediately though that “Brandy” was a new nickname for Russell Brand. Aha whoopsie
haha this is good. love your posts emily.
AMAZING!!! You did a terrific job as usual. They are such a great copule and you captured their true love perfectly. I know they must be so proud of the pics.