I just saw the Kardashian/Jenner Chirstmas card on my Tumblr dashboard and I had to share it with you. It’s a gorgeous photo in many ways (I don’t think I’ve ever seen folks drag out that sort of wardrobe for a holiday snapshot) but it’s also BEYOND AWKWARD. Let’s make a list of all the ways this skeeves us, shall we?
1)Why is Kylie Jenner allowed to wear that dress? That’s the very first thing that pops out at me. She’s a young teen girl, and while embracing your curves in a dress like that is totally appropriate for someone just a handful of years older than her, it’s absolutely crazy that she’s allowed to wear that now. Insane. Just looking at that thing is making me have visions of my mother chasing me up the stairs, telling me that there was no way I was going to leave the house at fifteen in a leopard tube dress.
2) Oh, who’s that on the side there? Some neighbors who decided to pop by? Oh, wait– That’s the oldest Kardashian daughter, her son and his father? Oh. Because by the way that they’re practically standing in the backyard compared to the rest of the family, I would have never guessed that they’re wanted there.
3) Mean faces, huh? Really? Is angry stone-face the new smile?
Did I miss anything?
Yeah super awkward. Super. And the fact that they have Rob sitting, even though he looks good, is like oh you’re not quite as famous or good enough to stand tall like the rest of us. And wasn’t Kendall jealous of Kylie’s modeling and getting attention? Or was it the other way around? Because she is sitting too. But really the main thing is the “neighbors” at the side.
Kind of reminds me of the Adams Family. =/ Not a fan, although Rob looks like the most “normal” one. Bizarre.
You nailed it. Adams Family all the way. Question is, which one of them is Uncle Fester??
Who airbrushes their family photos ? its a bit sad really.
I wondered exactly that. No one in that family truly has a waist that small!!
Holy mother of God – plastic fantastic. Are there any real people in that photograph? they single-handedly keep teams of stylists and make-up mfgrs in business. Ugh.
How did they all get so … tall?
Heels and long dresses will do that. And a bit of photoshop does too.
You missed the heinous amounts of airbrushing … to the point that it looks like a display at Madame Tussauds
Colin Cowherd from ESPN said that blog comments are just gripe sessions so less successful people can bitch about more successful people. I think he may have a point. You do not have to like the Kardashians. You can ignore them if you wish. But logging on to a web site to bash them smacks of jealousy rather than true criticism. Just my opinion. I am also appalled at how they handle their lives, but I would love to make 6 million a year to film my life. :)
I <3 the "matchy, match"-ness of Khloe's dress to Lamar's tie and Chris's dress to Bruce's tie. It's prom-tastic! Also, why does the oldest sister not rate a dress? Kinda' bizarre she is the only female in a menswear suit. LOVE how her son has his back to all of them, though!
Ummm…how about the fact that Bruce has like, 2 or 3 other kids???? Where are they????
YES
they’re clearly too smart to be a part of this!
that little bebe is so cute. this family does not seem real to me anymore. who has their makeup airbrushed on every morning, and who leaves the house in six inch heels? i guess the people that get paid. to. do. it. this is their job, kind of. to become larger-than-life weird and plastic-ey looking versions of themselves. i suppose. merry khristmas
lamar is totally photoshopped into that.
i like it
How is Lamar not two feet taller than Bruce if he’s on the step above him? Oh well..can someone please give me Khloe’s dress for Christmas? Pretty please??? It’s GOR-geous. Kourtney looks awesome in the pants.
Very Christmasy. They look like the most miserable people on earth.
I loved the previous K’s christmas cards….this is too much COUTURE? it wld have been nice if they had fun with the photos eg. with mason & the teens….
It reminds me of VC Andrews books and the pictures on the back….. anyone else??
YES! I love that you said that :o) LOL
OK…tell me I’m not alone on this one…you know what, I don’t even care…
Khloe is the only pretty one in this picture.
There. I said it.
Yes, they’re PS’d to high heaven (I mean, c’mon! They’re all—except for Khloe and Odom–like, 5 feet tall Oompa-loompas), but Khloe’s hair, makeup, and gown look stunning. Odom’s a little too matchy-matchy with the tie (they couldn’t have gone with a nice wine color at least?), but he looks very nice.
The rest of them look like something out of an Anne Rice novel (back when vampires were awesome). Or, as Kristen said, VC Andrews. :o)
Scott looks a little like Patrick Bateman.
what’s wrong with kylie wearing that dress? i like this picture!
omg thats a lot of ppl to be in a family though 11 ppl in 1 house tht must be very terrifying and also i love kim kardishian and her sis but shes just 2 sexyyy