But, you know, if you don't celebrate the Gregorian calendar new year, I apologize for offending you or whatever. I know some of you have really strong opinions about this kind of stuff.
We here at Evil Beet are off doing fabulous things tonight - some of us are out brushing elbows with celebs, some of us are keeping it chill at trendy house parties, and some of us are staying home to eat four pounds of shrimp and kielbasa while watching The Twilight Zone marathon for the next twenty-four ...
I just lost thirty minutes of my life to this and now you must suffer with me.
TheBoredNinja posted up this picture that contains images that represent fifty different movie titles. The obvious ones jump out at you right away (Happy Feet, Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, Seven Brides for Seven Brothers) and then things start to get a little more tricky.
I figure that a lot of us are doing the "stuck inside because the weather sucks and we have no one who loves us" thing, so lets try and break thi...
"If CNN dares to pull me live, I'll be walking right over to New Year's Rockin’ Eve to give Dick Clark a lap dance. It's up to you America."
-Kathy Griffin, explaining to The Hollywood Reporter what she will do if CNN pulls her off of their New Years Eve broadcast for swearing.
I'm not exactly sure how this is "up to America", but I can't imagine any better way to ring in 2011 than by watching my favorite loudmouthed female straddle an octogenarian on live TV. Fingers crossed she blows it b...
You probably would guess that absolutely no one is trying to replicate Britney Spears' career, especially since she went hella craycray a couple of years ago, basically convincing us that fame is an ugly thing that eats even the most simple of people alive. But no! According to this blind item from BuzzFoto, at least one young singer's people think that copying Ms. Spears is the way to become a legend.
Here's the item:
Pulling a Britney. That’s what her camp is calling it. To rocket th...
Let me paint this picture for you. Katy Perry and Russell Brand were all snuggled up at home together, doing whatever they do (if we're going to judge their personal lives by how they portray themselves to the public, I'm guessing they were either playing Candy Land and eating cotton candy or ignoring sex addiction). After that, maybe they go to bed, maybe Katy decided to curl up for a nap, but either way, the result is the same, and the result is that Russell decided to wake her up, take a picture of her pitiful, confused little face, and post it on Tw...
This is what the sexiest woman in the world looks like first thing in the morning. Warning: Graphic footage to follow. May not be suitable if you've just eaten, or, you know, had taken a breath. [The Superficial]
2010 - A compendium of hot, bikini-clad women. You're welcome. [Celebslam]
Um, wow. I forgot how many chest ... tattoos Justin Timberlake has. [popbytes]
Kevin Smith is officially all fat, no balls. [Pajiba]
2010's Ten Hottest Guys of the Year. Good picks, my friends ... Good picks. [Cel...
When I first glanced at the photos, I actually gasped out loud. But then after I looked at some of the other pictures in the set (gotta love those intrusive photo agencies), it didn't come over as bad as what I initially thought. I mean, it's not awful, it could be worse, but it's definitely more appropriate for a six-week-long tropical beach vacation on various islands in the Caribbean than schlepping around NYC and LA in December wearing gym clothes.
Way to bring the island flava, gir...
If these photos of Paris Hilton frolicking on a beach in Cabo are any indication, girlfriend's carrying a bun in the oven. Or, because her below-the-belt region has been contaminated to the point of radioactivity, maybe it's the Toxic Avenger. They brought back Transformers and Tron, I think it's high time for a Toxie revival, don't you? And who better to usher him into this world than the Queen of All Biological Funk herself, Paris Hilton?
{democracy:55}
[gallery]...
Hugh Hefner, if you've been under a rock for the past week, recently popped the question to his latest Playmate girlfriend, Crystal Harris. The couple took to their Twitter accounts to show off the ring, and by virtue, their odd bondage-fantasy-grandpa relationship.
The couple has been dating for some time now, and by 'dating,' I mean Harris has been solely in charge of keeping Hef's penis in an airtight box. Things do, you know, start to disintegrate and break down after they hit a cer...
But, you know, if you don't celebrate the Gregorian calendar new year, I apologize for offending you or whatever. I know some of you have really strong opinions about this kind of stuff.
We here at Evil Beet are off doing fabulous things tonight - some of us are out brushing elbows with celebs, some of us are keeping it chill at trendy house parties, and some of us are staying home to eat four pounds of shrimp and kielbasa while watching The Twilight Zone marathon for the next twenty-four ...
I just lost thirty minutes of my life to this and now you must suffer with me.
TheBoredNinja posted up this picture that contains images that represent fifty different movie titles. The obvious ones jump out at you right away (Happy Feet, Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, Seven Brides for Seven Brothers) and then things start to get a little more tricky.
I figure that a lot of us are doing the "stuck inside because the weather sucks and we have no one who loves us" thing, so lets try and break thi...
"If CNN dares to pull me live, I'll be walking right over to New Year's Rockin’ Eve to give Dick Clark a lap dance. It's up to you America."
-Kathy Griffin, explaining to The Hollywood Reporter what she will do if CNN pulls her off of their New Years Eve broadcast for swearing.
I'm not exactly sure how this is "up to America", but I can't imagine any better way to ring in 2011 than by watching my favorite loudmouthed female straddle an octogenarian on live TV. Fingers crossed she blows it b...
You probably would guess that absolutely no one is trying to replicate Britney Spears' career, especially since she went hella craycray a couple of years ago, basically convincing us that fame is an ugly thing that eats even the most simple of people alive. But no! According to this blind item from BuzzFoto, at least one young singer's people think that copying Ms. Spears is the way to become a legend.
Here's the item:
Pulling a Britney. That’s what her camp is calling it. To rocket th...
Let me paint this picture for you. Katy Perry and Russell Brand were all snuggled up at home together, doing whatever they do (if we're going to judge their personal lives by how they portray themselves to the public, I'm guessing they were either playing Candy Land and eating cotton candy or ignoring sex addiction). After that, maybe they go to bed, maybe Katy decided to curl up for a nap, but either way, the result is the same, and the result is that Russell decided to wake her up, take a picture of her pitiful, confused little face, and post it on Tw...
This is what the sexiest woman in the world looks like first thing in the morning. Warning: Graphic footage to follow. May not be suitable if you've just eaten, or, you know, had taken a breath. [The Superficial]
2010 - A compendium of hot, bikini-clad women. You're welcome. [Celebslam]
Um, wow. I forgot how many chest ... tattoos Justin Timberlake has. [popbytes]
Kevin Smith is officially all fat, no balls. [Pajiba]
2010's Ten Hottest Guys of the Year. Good picks, my friends ... Good picks. [Cel...
When I first glanced at the photos, I actually gasped out loud. But then after I looked at some of the other pictures in the set (gotta love those intrusive photo agencies), it didn't come over as bad as what I initially thought. I mean, it's not awful, it could be worse, but it's definitely more appropriate for a six-week-long tropical beach vacation on various islands in the Caribbean than schlepping around NYC and LA in December wearing gym clothes.
Way to bring the island flava, gir...
If these photos of Paris Hilton frolicking on a beach in Cabo are any indication, girlfriend's carrying a bun in the oven. Or, because her below-the-belt region has been contaminated to the point of radioactivity, maybe it's the Toxic Avenger. They brought back Transformers and Tron, I think it's high time for a Toxie revival, don't you? And who better to usher him into this world than the Queen of All Biological Funk herself, Paris Hilton?
{democracy:55}
[gallery]...
Hugh Hefner, if you've been under a rock for the past week, recently popped the question to his latest Playmate girlfriend, Crystal Harris. The couple took to their Twitter accounts to show off the ring, and by virtue, their odd bondage-fantasy-grandpa relationship.
The couple has been dating for some time now, and by 'dating,' I mean Harris has been solely in charge of keeping Hef's penis in an airtight box. Things do, you know, start to disintegrate and break down after they hit a cer...