Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Caption This: Naomi Campbell Texts Poolside

Naomi Campbell was snapped making this nasty face yesterday as she attempted to relax at the pool. My guess would be that she's annoyed by the presence of the camera, but considering the fact that she's a model, combined with her poor history of appropriate cellphone usage, any number of things could be ticking her off... YOUR CAPTIONS IN THE COMMENTS, PLEASE!...

Quotables: Jennifer Carpenter Admits It Was a Little Weird to Kiss Her On-Screen Brother

"We were just friends, and it was very easy to be friends. We were both surprised when this other thing happened. We did a lot of talking about it - can we kiss, what will that mean, will we damage the credibility of our characters? We were very practical… But in the end, the heart wanted what the heart wanted." - Jennifer Carpenter explains what it was like when she started hooking up in real life with her on-screen brother Michael C. Hall on Dexter. What about you guys?!?! YOU ever k...

Lindsay Lohan Wants a Restraining Order Against the Paparazzi

Lindsay Lohan has asked the judge for a restraining order against the paparazzi, claiming that she's currently barred from driving as a result of them following her every where she goes. Lindsay was given the thumbs up to drive by both the court and the DMV, but the folks looking after her at Betty Ford were the ones who decided to hang on to her keys for the time being. They thought that the dangers of Lindsay being out on the open road were too much for her to handle in her fragile state. ...

Love It or Leave It: Angelina and Brad’s Mutual Disdain for Color

If there's one thing I hate, it's got to be when people wear different shades of black.  Don't get me wrong, I'm also against other things, like rudeness and Nazis, but I really think this has got to be my least favorite thing.  Additionally, this giant orgy of texture is just too much - leather, velour (I refuse to acknowledge the existence of velvet harem pants, that's just too egregious a use of velvet), some sheer sequins shenanigans, and I think I see linen.  It's nonsense is what it ...

In Other News …

photo of dave coulier moose full house pictures photographs uncle joey Was Heidi Montag obsessed with her former, deceased plastic surgeon Frank Ryan? [Celebslam] Brad Pitt makes deep forehead crevices look hot. [popbytes] Hollywood's Top Ten Crap Actors and Actresses. You'll be surprised at who makes the list! [Pajiba] Johnny Depp is probably porking Angelina Jolie, compares her to Elizabeth Taylor. [Celebitchy] That Kardashian credit card thing? Nevermind - it's apparently not gonna happen. [Amy Grindhouse] Dave Coulier isn't bitter that Alanis Morisette is so much more successful than he ever was during his Full House days. [CityRag] Ander...

Quotables: Mandy Moore Eats What She Wants, Bitches

photo of mandy moore 2010 black dress pictures "I'm not obsessive about [dieting]. If I want to have a burger and fries like I did [the other] night in the park, then I'm going to do that because that's okay." Mandy Moore on throwing all caution to the wind and - gasp - eating meat and deep-fried carbohydrates as a means to carnal happiness and satisfaction. Good for you, Mandy - not many women in Hollywood are apt to admit surviving off of anything but air, Marlboro Lights, and Red Bull, so even though your music positively sucks, ...

Pink is Thinking About Naming Her Son After Whiskey

photo of pink and carey hart pregnant pictures photographs So, before I even get into it, I have a story for you. My friend and I were headed to this drinking establishment in my hometown of Scranton, Pennsylvania (yes, home of The Office) and we were prepared to hit it hard with some friends that evening because we were celebrating an unceremonious breakup that was long, long overdue. We got there early, took our place at the bar and asked for martinis. Almost immediately, we were approached by this odd-looking, burly man in his late thirties with w...

Do You Think PETA is Sexist?

Marina & The Diamonds called out the new PETA ad that makes light of the whole TSA body scan debacle and she made an interesting point: Why are these ads always filled with naked chicks? Whether they're famous or not, PETA always uses female sexuality to hawk veganism. This is the ad in question: Marina added in a second Tweet, "Yeah, this is real... Where are the naked guys in these ads?!" I don't know if men appearing in the ads would "even the score." It would be interestin...

The Real Deal on The Kardashian Kard

Kardashian Kard by MasterCard The Kardashian sisters recently teamed up with MasterCard to release a new pre-paid "credit card" designed to help girls with their spending. Instead of learning the hard lesson of minding your credit score with a real credit card, you can enjoy the benefits of a cash-free world while only spending exactly what you have... Except now we're learning that there's some major flaws in the system in the form of huge fees. From CNN: While regular bank debit cards are typically free and don't char...

Justin Bieber Remains Popular Despite Haircut

Justin Bieber got his bangs trimmed and debuted the new style over the weekend. Although there were mixed reactions from fans on Twitter, he still manged to pack a record store in Madrid for a signing. Wow. Will Justin's bright star ever fade? I'm beginning to think not. What would Justin Bieber have to do to his hair for YOU to stop loving him? [gallery]...

James Franco and Anne Hathaway Are Hosting The Oscars!

A photo of James Franco Are you guys way excited about this?  You should be.  We're going to see Anne Hathaway be gorgeous and perhaps attempt to discuss anal sex with James Franco, who will tragically be too preoccupied with carrying the show.  There will be stoner jokes, art jokes, hipster jokes, and jokes about whatever Anne Hathaway does (Jake Gyllenhaal's penis?).* Here's the official announcement: "James Franco and Anne Hathaway personify the next generation of Hollywood icons— fresh, exciting and mul...