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So This is Why Tori Spelling Looks Like a Fetid Old Vampire

photo of skinny anorexic tori spelling throwing a fit making weird faces pictures

See what happens when you don’t drink your water, kiddies? You look like this. Or, um, like this. And in any case, I don’t think there’s one person who’d say that this is something that they aspire to be.

Tori Spelling, sometimes known as the Cryptkeeper in certain circles (OK, in my circles), speaks out to Access Hollywood and claims that she doesn’t drink water — she hates it — and because of that fact, she doesn’t sweat:

“I hate water! I’m never thirsty actually. I don’t drink water. [As a result,] I don’t sweat. Isn’t that weird?”

No, Tori-girl, what’s weird is that you’re still alive. But that’s, you know, debatable.

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  • Okay, this is the first thing that I have ever read that could ever make me like anything about Tori Spelling. I hate drinking water, too. My mother drinks it nonstop, but it’s flavorless and all but useless — even if it IS good for your body.

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