Goddamn, this kid is backwards. If he wanted to run for mayor, he should have listened quietly, observed mercilessly, and remained in the designer-paid-for-by-contributions back pocket of Sarah Palin’s outdated Calvin Klein jeans. (Sarah’s never heard of 7 For All Mankind or Diesel donchaknow.)
But alas, Johnston allows the Palin family to alienate him alienates himself, and now expects a valid run for Wasilla, Alaska, mayor. Just great.
And it gets worse: sources close to Johnston state that he’s currently pitching a reality show for TLC to document his journey to winning the title of Wasilla mayor called Loving Levi: The Road to the Mayor’s Office. [Dies. Just … dies.]
Oh, wait. This is a Sarah Palin breed we’re talking about, and it’s apparent one can wear many hats — beauty queen, governor, vice-presidential nominee, president? OK. I get it, then. Playgirl playmate, reality star (?), music video inspiration …
Got it. It’s all falling into place for me now.
Oh, and the chicks in the photo? Are all like, “Squee!! We have a photo with that dreamy dreamboat Levi Johnston! You know, the baby daddy of the teenaged mom? Isn’t it just everyone’s dream to get knocked up by a stodgy, famewhoring, tool before they graduate high school? Oh, let him be mine, let it be me!”
Or maybe they’re just laughing at him. That’s what I’m really hoping it is. Squee.
Oh Sarah…You always know how to make me laugh <3 You should write more often….
and to remain on topic: did I just spot manboobs on Levi? ewwww
Yeah, it looks like one of them’s boring a hole into the girl-on-his-left’s shoulder (or, uh, right, if you’re Levi). Manboobs!
That is not flattering at all. Ewww! Hahaha. I’m really looking forward to more Levi stories. He seems like such a douche! I have to laugh everytime I read something about him. Such a sad little human.
That’s the sound of Levi Johnson’s 15 minutes of fame beginning to expire. You described him as “stodgy.” I didn’t know you were clairvoyant. You read my thoughts exactly.
dude seriosly this guy doesnt clasify as famous at all so stop talking about him he’s a nobody
TLC? yeeahh, more like VH1.
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