I always laugh at photos of celebrities covering their faces from the paparazzi. 1) What’s the point? Gossip blogs are just going to run the photos and call you a brat. 2) For someone to act like their face is a gift that cannot be shared, it’s as if they don’t realize it’s in the middle of their face and even if there weren’t cameras there, everyone would see it. 3) If the paparazzi follows you and takes your picture, it’s either because you’re asking for it or you’re so famous and high-paid that it’s just a part of the job.
That being said, I like Drew Barrymore and I feel bad that she and Justin Long broke up (again) still, so I’m not going to make fun of her. I’m just going to delicately point out that I already know what she looks like, she’s dressed like she wants to be seen and I’ve totally seen her looking worse.
That chick in the back has no neck.
4) you’re having an ugly day and don’t want to be seen by millions of people
5) you’re having a bad day and don’t feel like making nice with the camera
6) you’re annoyed by the pap following you and don’t feel like giving him a face shot that will make him more money
7) you think the pap will go away faster if he can’t get a shot of your face
i like the mole in the back