David Hasselhoff was honored with a Comedy Central roast last night and while the show isn’t set to air until August 15th, I went ahead and pulled some photos for you. Here are my thoughts:
- While The Hoff is famous enough to get roasted, shouldn’t we still be punishing him for the cheeseburger phone call?
- Nicole Eggert looks like she’s suffering from the worst case of coke bloat ever.
- Whitney Cummings’ dress won the red carpet
- Pam Anderson. American (but actually Canadian) Classic. Can’t not love her.
- Traci Bingham is the ultimate example of “black don’t crack”. She could pass for a 20-something.
Are you looking forward to watching the roast?
sweet jesus, this picture scares the shit outta me
Give it a cheeseburger.
Poor sot – how come we can’t get Britney Spears dad to run rehab for all the wasted pretty people out there?
I hope that the Hof survives, but if he doesn’t, I hope he leaves his body to SOT (Society of Toxicology).
I’m sure that your liver looks like something the cat dragged in, but the rest of you looks lovely for a lush. Live sober and prosper, Hof.
I think I may have been the only person who watched Celebrity Fit Club when Nicole was on the show. She seemed like a major drunk. She refused to give up alcohol for the brief period of time they were there and got sloshed regularly. I don’t know if it’s coke or wine (or both) but man, how the mighty have fallen. She used to be so pretty
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Whitney Cummings offered a nice upskirt as she got up to roast Hoff. She was wearing white panties. I have it on the DVR and will take a pic and upload later.