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A 9/11 Musical: Too Soon?

Have you guys heard about Clear Blue Tuesday? It's a movie musical about 9/11, and it's coming out on Friday in a few select theatres.  When I first heard about it, I was like "oh no," because I thought it sounded like a musical about the actual events that took place on September 11, and there is just no way that's going to be well received right now.  But it turns out it's just about the effect it had on people's lives in the years following the attacks, so that's pretty whatever. The thing is though, the tr...

Robyn Covers Hyperballad, Everyone Gets a Music Boner

If you guys are into bitches singing (I am!) then this video should make you real happy. Bjork was awarded the 2010 Polar Music Prize from Sweden's King Carl XVI Gustaf. Previous winners include Pink Floyd and Joni Mitchell. It's a big freakin' deal over in Sweden. To celebrate, they brought together a group of artists to cover some of Bjork's most celebrated music. Robyn covered Hyperballad, Wildbirds and Peacedrums covered Human Behavior (my jam), Ane Brun coverd Joga... Essentially, it was a very special night for ...

Love It or Leave It: Katy Perry’s Blue Dress

Katy Perry was snapped last night in Paris while making her way to dinner and I'm not too sure how I feel about the blue frock she was seen wearing last night. Part of me can see that it's pretty and that the simple cut is flattering to her figure, the other part of me wants to know why she's wearing the backdrop I had my second grade school picture taken in front of. Or a map of deep space. There's something very 90s about this fabric that's not sitting well with me. Am I crazy? [gallery]...

Megan Fox Slams Olsen Twins

Did you know Megan Fox had a career before Transformers? Yeah, color me surprised, too. Fox, who worked with the Olsen sisters back in 2001 on one of their productions called Holiday in the Sun, recently interviewed and discussed the Olsen twins (for some reason) and claimed that working with the two was weird, and that the girls were "socially awkward." Megan also intimates that both Mary-Kate and Ashley are "crazy," and claims that they have phobias: “They’re nice girls. The first ti...

Jesse James and Kat Von D Are Officially On

TMZ has scored some exclusive photos of America's Hottest Couple (ahem), and they are just as good as you'd expect them to be. I mean, it looks like Jesse's put on some eat-yourself-sick-because-your-cash-cow's-gone pounds, and it kind of looks like he's trying to substitute his ex-wife with what's really just a poor man's Sandra Bullock, but hey. Everyone's gotta just do their thing, right?  Jeez. Images courtesy of TMZ [gallery]...

Lindsay Lohan’s Big Post-Jail Interview

Lindsay Lohan sat down for her latest and greatest of interviews with Vanity Fair, and I have to commend the girl for either listening to her publicist, or speaking from the heart. I'm thinking it's the publicist thing, but hey. A girl can dream, right? Without any further ado, the best of the interview quotes: On her behavior prior to entering jail and rehab: "I was irresponsible. And I'm not making excuses." On getting back to work: "I want my career back. I know that I'm a damn go...

In Other News …

Paris Hilton could go to jail for 4 years? Did Christmas come early or something? [Celebslam] Did Snooki's latest boyfriend propose -- already? [popbytes] I don't care how much you loved Lost, I am really fucking sick of hearing about it. Still. [Pajiba] Quite possibly Christina Hendricks' best angle ever. [Amy Grindhouse] Even after dating Orlando Bloom and Alexander Skarsgard, Kate Bosworth is still pathetic, still searching for her life-long cash cow. [Celebitchy] Reese Witherspoon has, ...

Snooki’s New Boyfriend Is Proposing!

Ok, here's a story for all you romantics.  You know about Snooki's new boyfriend, Jeff Miranda, right?  The guy she's been dating for maybe a month and who might have some some pretty severe anger issues and who is also a fame whore?  Good news:  they're getting married! Well, that's a little premature.  Because you see that magazine cover up there with that love-crazed juicehead laying his heart on the line?  That's the proposal.  It's not something Jeff and Snooki were just thinking about, it's not a photo shoot/engagement announcement, it's the actual proposal. Are you guys dead from the heat of his passion yet?  If not, Radar has some excerpts from Jeff's interview with Steppin' Out that should finish you off:
“I want us to be together forever. I could see us having children. I want to pop the question to her. If we got married we would be the best parents around. She's so loving and puts everyone else before her self. She'll be a great mother.” He admits that Snooki is going to be shocked by his magazine cover proposal, but he isn’t worried that she’ll say no. "Once she deals with the shock I think they'll say yes. I really do. In fact, I know she'll say yes.” Miranda says he doesn’t think MTV will be very happy about his proposal but that isn’t stopping him from trying to get married to Snooki. “I love her and want to be with her,” Jeff gushes about the 22-year old tan reality TV star and promises that they’ll be happy together. “I will never break her heart. She's such a great girl. If people could see us together they would think we're a match made in heaven. People think I'm using her for fame. But that's bullshit.”
I'm so sorry I doubted you up in that first paragraph, Jeff. Clearly this is a sincere choice that you made here, the proposal on a magazine cover and everything.  I apologize for spreading the bullshit. />Ok, here's a story for all you romantics.  You know about Snooki's new boyfriend, Jeff Miranda, right?  The guy she's been dating for maybe a month and who might have some some pretty severe anger issues and who is also a fame whore?  Good news:  they're getting married! Well, that's a little premature.  Because you see that magazine cover up there with that love-crazed juicehead laying his heart on the line?  That's the proposal.  It's not something Jeff and Snooki were just thinking about,...

Lindsay Lohan Got in Trouble With the Police Again This Weekend

Nothing serious. She just got pulled over in front of the Chateau Marmont at 11 PM on Friday night. She supposedly failed to come to a complete stop at a stop sign, so the cops curbed for a chat and a warning. Not to nitpick because it sounds like she didn't really do anything wrong, but if I were Lohan, I'd be extremely freakin' careful if I were her. If Paris Hilton can go back to jail for walking around with coke in her purse, you know Lindz will wind up back in the slammer over a traffic violation. Now would be a really good time for her to play by all the rules. />Nothing serious. She just got pulled over in front of the Chateau Marmont at 11 PM on Friday night. She supposedly failed to come to a complete stop at a stop sign, so the cops curbed for a chat and a warning. Not to nitpick because it sounds like she didn't really do anything wrong, but if I were Lohan, I'd be extremely freakin' careful if I were her. If Paris Hilton can go back to jail for walking around with coke in her purse, you know Lindz will wind up back in the slammer over a traffic viola...

Nick Cannon Defends His Waffle Maker Wife

Rumors of Mariah Carey's pregnancy have been flying around (admittedly, I haven't done much to help this) and now Mariah's husband, Nick Cannon, is commenting publicly. While Nick doesn't come out and say whether his wifey is pregballs or not, he does think she'd be an awesome mom. Well, he at least thinks she'll be great at the whole, "making breakfast" part of it.
"She's nurturing with me and makes me breakfast at anytime and that's my favorite food. It would be like 3 o'clock in the morning and she will still make me waffles. She'll be the best mom."
Nothing like hearing a childgroom sing the praises of his wife's ability to whip him up treats from the griddle at the drop of a hat. Re: Mariah's ability to mother a child, I'm sold! />Rumors of Mariah Carey's pregnancy have been flying around (admittedly, I haven't done much to help this) and now Mariah's husband, Nick Cannon, is commenting publicly. While Nick doesn't come out and say whether his wifey is pregballs or not, he does think she'd be an awesome mom. Well, he at least thinks she'll be great at the whole, "making breakfast" part of it. "She's nurturing with me and makes me breakfast at anytime and that's my favorite food. It would be like 3 o'clock in the morning and...

I Would Have Given My Right Tit To Have Been At The Rock The Bells Festival Yesterday

...seriously. I would have cut off my boob and given it to you in a Ziplock had you come to me and offered to trade me a Rock the Bells ticket for it. So... if you invent time travel... and you have an extra ticket to the show... and a plane ticket to New York... and you have any interest in one small (AA) right breast.... let's talk. Why was the show such a big deal? The return of Lauryn Hill, duh. It's been ages since Lauryn released the most important album of my lifetime, went crazy and then disappeared. But for some...
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