The newly-thirty Jessica Simpson took it to the streets yesterday, wearing what can only be described as a really, really unfortunate-looking romper.
Rompers are cool. Both figuratively and literally. And I’m sure it looked great, folded up crisply on a stained teak shelf in an expensive boutique. That’s always the most appealing part of shopping — the way the newness of the fabric looks, draped over complementary-colored woods and tiles. Many times you don’t see the price tag, and let me tell you: it’s one good fucking marketing ploy. It gets me every damned time. But many of those times, that particular article of clothing should have just stayed on the shelves — and especially in this, Jess’s, case.
I love you girl, but FAY-UL on the romper. Sheesh.
this is like two days old. i’m bored.
Nah, she didn’t fail, she’s got huge brestezezz she needs to lug around and she’s doing the best she can. She looks good.
It actually looks good on her boobs. It’s the stomach-cameltoe-fupa that’s the problem. I don’t even believe she HAS a fupa, I think the bottom half of the romper is creating one.
It would have made a cute blouse, but from the waist down it is just trouble.
Her vain attempt at coveting Carmen Miranda’s shoes never looked so ICK-Ridick. She deserves all the gawd-awful humiliating romance-killing dumps she gets from the are you blind? Lose every bet with the devil? wardrobe choices she makes.
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You know, I think this romper looks half decent on her. However, I think rompers, playsuits or however you want to call them are the Devil’s heathens and are BLOODY HIDEOUS.
Leave it. She looks like a fat version of Fergie.
Problem is that she just refuses to be take responsibility for
her mommsy gut. Instead, she encases it in tight fabric and shoves it in our faces, thinking the 6 inch hooker heels will “balance it out.”
No, Jessica. Your mid-region is like a butterball turkey still wrapped in it’s plastic wrapper. If you put that turkey on top of a tripod it would still look fat.
Is the image your copyright or can I use it on my website?
If you’re copying your mom’s look when you’re a teen and your mom basically invented that look
Thanks for sharing. Share is caring after all.